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[Bauglir]

that'd be pretty impractical

i'd have to take off my shirt any time i wanted to drive somewhere, and it gets mighty cold in these iowa winters

[GiglameshDespair]

Just have a hole cut in your shirt for access.

[Yoink]

Stick 'em in your Prince Albert.
That way when you're taking a piss beside your front door after a night out you can be fumbling with your keys at the same time!

[Shadowlord]

Get a keychain attached to your balls so you always know where your keys and your balls are (Link because I doubt many people would have even known I was quoting Denis Leary)

[Neonivek]

I seriously wonder how secular or "For everyone" Christmas has become already

I already know a few non-Christian countries celebrate it...

I wonder how long until it just becomes a universal Holiday.

[Akura]

That said, I found out that my grammar with commas is mistaken. After ALL THESE YEARS! ._.

It's, really, hard, to get, poor, grammar, with commas,.,

Just found out cashmere is goat hair

Yup. If they simply called it goat hair, it'd probably wouldn't be worth as much money.

[Neonivek]

Yup. If they simply called it goat hair, it'd probably wouldn't be worth as much money.

It really isn't the Canola Oil situation.

Kashmir Goats give Cashmere fur

[Frumple]

Y'know, I didn't really ken to the possibility of it until I actually saw it, but apparently bacon soda really is a thing. Didn't actually try any 'cause carbonation and me don't get along too well these days, but... it was there. Seems like someone else in the family walked off with it, too, so now the chance is gone.

[Greiger]

So do mountain goats give mountain fur?  But what if you skinned a mountain for it's fur?  Is that still Mountain fur?   What if you skinned a cat?  Would that be Siamese fur or tabby fur?  What if you skinned a human for their (admittedly sparse) fur would that fur be Homo?   Where does the naming end?

[majikero]

I seriously wonder how secular or "For everyone" Christmas has become already

I already know a few non-Christian countries celebrate it...

I wonder how long until it just becomes a universal Holiday.

Wasn't it originally an adapted pagan holiday? It's part of the early conversions by adapting local religions to fit in with Christianity. Nowadays, conversions happen by throwing enough bibles till they forget what they originally believe in.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

That said, I found out that my grammar with commas is mistaken. After ALL THESE YEARS! ._.

Don't get me started on english grammar, I still can't figure out if I'm supposed to put an apostrophe after the word, before the S or just not to have it at all to indicate ownership of something!

[Amperzand]

I think Cashmere is like the soft underfur. You have to use special combs to get it off and stuff. Not even Kashmir goats have particularly soft outer fur.

[Neonivek]

So do mountain goats give mountain fur?  But what if you skinned a mountain for it's fur?  Is that still Mountain fur?   What if you skinned a cat?  Would that be Siamese fur or tabby fur?  What if you skinned a human for their (admittedly sparse) fur would that fur be Homo?   Where does the naming end?

We call Cow Leather... Leather

Sparkling Wine is called "Champaign" but true Champaign is Grapes from Champaign. Yet in popular consciousness that original connection is lost.

[TheBiggerFish]

That said, I found out that my grammar with commas is mistaken. After ALL THESE YEARS! ._.

Don't get me started on english grammar, I still can't figure out if I'm supposed to put an apostrophe after the word, before the S or just not to have it at all to indicate ownership of something!

If it's a singular owner:
Before the s if it doesn't already have one.
>If it is one syllable, put an apostrophe-s on anyway.


If it's plural:
Apostrophe after the s.

I think.

[majikero]

So do mountain goats give mountain fur?  But what if you skinned a mountain for it's fur?  Is that still Mountain fur?   What if you skinned a cat?  Would that be Siamese fur or tabby fur?  What if you skinned a human for their (admittedly sparse) fur would that fur be Homo?   Where does the naming end?

We call Cow Leather... Leather

Sparkling Wine is called "Champaign" but true Champaign is Grapes from Champaign. Yet in popular consciousness that original connection is lost.

Nah, that's just idiots trying to feel fancy by buying overpriced cheap wine.