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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92385 on: December 20, 2015, 01:43:35 pm »

Who put half a loaf of bread under the Christmas tree?
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« Reply #92386 on: December 20, 2015, 01:51:42 pm »

Guy plays Civ II for ten years, ends up with 1984

I've heard of this story and find it hard to believe.  The computer priortizes building SDI everywhere and really doesn't nuke units out in the field.  The computer is also pretty bad at maintaining wars between each other for any length of time.

Fire up the World War 2 scenario that comes with Civ 2 and see what happens.  Usually world peace breaks out in a few years and everyone gangs up on the player.
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« Reply #92387 on: December 20, 2015, 01:53:22 pm »

It's also ridiculously easy to conquer the world with howitzers once you have all the tech and there are railroads everywhere, iirc. (It's been ages since I've played civ II, though)
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« Reply #92389 on: December 20, 2015, 02:40:56 pm »

Double speak was never not real :P

Innuendo being a example of a non-evil one :P
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« Reply #92390 on: December 20, 2015, 03:02:17 pm »

Guy plays Civ II for ten years, ends up with 1984
Makes me want to play Alpha Centauri again, perhaps with the tech victory disabled (pretty sure that was configurable).  On easy of course, I was never particularly good but I enjoyed messing with all the mechanics!

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Whether he should have been granted a platform or not is a different issue, probably too volatile to discuss here.
I'd love to share my opinion but the WTF thread is particularly tangent-prone, by its nature...
Guess someone else could start the discussion in Calm and Cool Progressive Thread though!
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« Reply #92391 on: December 20, 2015, 03:02:58 pm »

The phrase "the X is real" doesn't mean that X exists, it means that in this specific context it's actually there rather than being imagined. e.g. "The hype is real," "the salt is real," and so on.

Ninjad: In the case of a speaker "banned" pretty obviously means "banned from speaking" rather than "banned from attending", since why else would they show up?
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« Reply #92393 on: December 20, 2015, 03:22:04 pm »

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« Reply #92394 on: December 20, 2015, 04:48:53 pm »

Good lord, the manufacturers of this laptop love red LEDs. The keyboard (and the mouse that came with the bundle) are crammed to the gills with them. Do gaming enthusiasts really care about this sort of thing? I just wanted a good CPU, GPU, and pile of RAM.
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« Reply #92395 on: December 20, 2015, 04:50:35 pm »

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« Reply #92396 on: December 20, 2015, 04:53:38 pm »

Red LEDs make laptops go faster. It's common knowledge.
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« Reply #92397 on: December 20, 2015, 04:54:10 pm »

Maybe? I thought theirs would be green, I dunno.

The ASUS laptop that I have does have a light-up keyboard with white LEDs under it.
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« Reply #92398 on: December 20, 2015, 04:55:39 pm »

Meanwhile, there are lights under my laptop keyboard that are never on when you're using it.
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« Reply #92399 on: December 20, 2015, 05:19:28 pm »

Be thankful they're red instead of blue.
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