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[hops]

That made me realize that an art exhibition would be the best place to commit murder.

[Orange Wizard]

Depends on your definition of "best", I suppose. In front of a crowd during some kind of theatrical play would be pretty good as well, especially if the audience thinks it's part of the act.
Bonus points if the play also breaks the fourth wall a bunch, and when some other actors run out saying, "ohshit he's actually been murdered", everyone gets confused.

[hops]

I presume that why people liked stabbing Macbeth actors.

[Sergarr]

Immortals no longer have hardened shields.

[miauw62]

Chrome's highlighting changed, now I can't make all of B12 blue anymore by highlighting certain parts of the page

and yes, highlighting is actually important to me. i highlight shit constantly while reading anything online.

[TempAcc]

I had a tiny scratch on my face for a few days, which I attributed to shaving woes, and that I only noticed after I woke up one day.
I woke up today and there's a three inch long scratch in my leg, the fuck?

[Yoink]

Are you living in a horror movie? I'm pretty sure I've seen that happen in at least one or two of those...

[Karnewarrior]

I had a tiny scratch on my face for a few days, which I attributed to shaving woes, and that I only noticed after I woke up one day.
I woke up today and there's a three inch long scratch in my leg, the fuck?

It lives inside your bed. Rustling among the rusted steel helixes of your bedsprings, silent, always silent, never sleeping, it needs no sleep.

Waiting. Waiting for you, to lay down among it, to fall into slumber, and as your muscles relax, and your breathing slows, it emerges, silent, always silent, slipping languidly into your bedsheets, to drink.

A small cut, a slice, and the life that flows out nourishes it, and so it slips away, back into the bed, among the rusted monoliths that hide it.

Silent, Always Silent.

Doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo!

[hops]

I had a tiny scratch on my face for a few days, which I attributed to shaving woes, and that I only noticed after I woke up one day.
I woke up today and there's a three inch long scratch in my leg, the fuck?

It lives inside your bed. Rustling among the rusted steel helixes of your bedsprings, silent, always silent, never sleeping, it needs no sleep.

Waiting. Waiting for you, to lay down among it, to fall into slumber, and as your muscles relax, and your breathing slows, it emerges, silent, always silent, slipping languidly into your bedsheets, to drink.

A small cut, a slice, and the life that flows out nourishes it, and so it slips away, back into the bed, among the rusted monoliths that hide it.

Silent, Always Silent.

Doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo!

A kitty

[Akura]

Depends on your definition of "best", I suppose. In front of a crowd during some kind of theatrical play would be pretty good as well, especially if the audience thinks it's part of the act.
Bonus points if the play also breaks the fourth wall a bunch, and when some other actors run out saying, "ohshit he's actually been murdered", everyone gets confused.

Fun fact: The common fictional appearance of a ninja's outfit(that black pajama suit for men, low-cut pink top and breast augmentation for women) is based on the outfit used by stage hands for a kabuki play. If the story calls for the assassination of a character by an unknown person(such as a ninja), it is carried out by on of the stage hands. As far as I know, there's no confirmed incidents where a person was actually killed in this way, but it's not impossible for it to have happened.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

To be fair, you aren't going to garner much sympathy by murdering innocent performers to prove a point.

[hops]

My headcanon is that real ninjas are actually loli girls with a lot of guns crossbows.

[Loud Whispers]

To be fair, you aren't going to garner much sympathy by murdering innocent performers to prove a point.

Yeah but you definitely get points for being edgy

[Graknorke]

I will never understand how artists work. It all just looks like weird shit to me.

[Putnam]

oh god the next smash bros character is going to be from minecraft

i am completely sure of this

oh noooo