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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91245 on: December 04, 2015, 06:37:24 am »

 I decided to wander about one of my forts as an adventurer after 90% of the population was killed off by a titan, and found a wagon in one of my stock piles.

 The problem is, the stockpile is only accessible by a single-tile wide staircase.

 There was also a general chatting with a cat, mostly explaining why the civ was at war with a group of gobbos who had wiped out the rest of the civ, but thats normal.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91246 on: December 04, 2015, 07:43:07 am »

I had to think of a codename for a surprise I'm planning with a bunch of peers, so it can be talked about publicly without hinting the people we mean to surprise. Against all odds, the group agreed to a codename that has nothing to do with the project and which doesn't allude to it through some clever pun. Apparently, we haven't watched too many spy movies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91247 on: December 04, 2015, 08:00:30 am »

Who?

Mushroom man. Put his religion as "mushrooms" and advocated them as the One True God.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91248 on: December 04, 2015, 08:37:20 am »

We slice bananas 4u
We slice ur banana 4u 2

Anyway, on current WTF, DF's worldgen just created what may be a fun little challenging site to embark on:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It basically gave me this mostly evil canyon/vale thing with sheer, tall (+20 z levels) cliff walls and populated only by goblins. The climate is either cold or freezing, with no access to elves or other dwarf civs, and very few trees overall. I haven't played DF in quite a while, but I never saw something quite like this before. Hopefuly there's decent metals around :v

MUST.... HAVE.... SEEDDDD

I made a post with the seed on the dwarf fort forum section if you want it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91249 on: December 04, 2015, 08:40:29 am »

We slice bananas 4u
We slice ur banana 4u 2

Anyway, on current WTF, DF's worldgen just created what may be a fun little challenging site to embark on:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It basically gave me this mostly evil canyon/vale thing with sheer, tall (+20 z levels) cliff walls and populated only by goblins. The climate is either cold or freezing, with no access to elves or other dwarf civs, and very few trees overall. I haven't played DF in quite a while, but I never saw something quite like this before. Hopefuly there's decent metals around :v

MUST.... HAVE.... SEEDDDD

I made a post with the seed on the dwarf fort forum section if you want it.
Hang the hell on, is that Thailand?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91250 on: December 04, 2015, 08:46:21 am »

Ah, yes, the evil canyon of doom, a mordor-eske land populated mostly by goblins and the undead, also know as Thailand >:v

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EDIT: what the hell, it actualy is similar to thailand.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2015, 09:07:07 am by TempAcc »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91251 on: December 04, 2015, 09:13:46 am »

Who?
Mushroom man. Put his religion as "mushrooms" and advocated them as the One True God.
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« Reply #91252 on: December 04, 2015, 09:16:51 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91253 on: December 04, 2015, 09:35:38 am »

That Wolf was casually racist a bunch of times, too, IIRC.

On topic:
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91254 on: December 04, 2015, 11:01:04 am »

Its Canada...

We have a commercial where a woman has boiling water dumped over her body as she screams and shouts in pain, giving you a close up of her blistering skin.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91255 on: December 04, 2015, 11:59:15 am »

It's... getting a lot harder for me to be humble. My internal monologue seriously just scoffed at the idea that people can "pick (programming) up in a day", because (self-quote) "it took me a few weeks, and I'm smart"

where the hell did that come from

i mean learning to code in a day is laughable regardless of my big head, but still

EDIT: I think I'm getting especially bothered by this because this article reads like flattery even though it's completely obviously not written for me specifically for reasons I shouldn't have to explain
« Last Edit: December 04, 2015, 12:07:27 pm by Putnam »
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« Reply #91256 on: December 04, 2015, 12:13:06 pm »

Humble doesn't mean blind

Humble means you know your smart, smarter then a lot of people... but that doesn't make you a better person nor them less then one.

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Ugh... People with the "Whoa, don't take it seriously" when it comes to things like boardgames, videogames, movies, or even pets.

It is like the concept of "The point is that I take it seriously" or "It is only fun when I take it seriously" or "It is more fun when I take it seriously"

Never occurs to them.

No no no... Stop having fun because your not having THEIR type of fun.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2015, 12:50:08 pm by Neonivek »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91257 on: December 04, 2015, 12:57:34 pm »

Since there's no rage thread any more, this'll have to do. Google's hamfisted attempt to force people onto their shitty browser by killing Flash support for youtube, leaving people with the options of: watching in 144p, watching in ONLY 360p or 720p on another browser, or switching to Google's browser.

The workaround's only on the main branch Firefox nightly build; us on PaleMoon don't even have media.mediasource.enabled displayed in about:config. And the youtube HTML5 player performs like a bag of dicks because of Google's shitty optimization.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #91258 on: December 04, 2015, 01:00:27 pm »

Since there's no rage thread any more, this'll have to do. Google's hamfisted attempt to force people onto their shitty browser by killing Flash support for youtube, leaving people with the options of: watching in 144p, watching in ONLY 360p or 720p on another browser, or switching to Google's browser.

The workaround's only on the main branch Firefox nightly build; us on PaleMoon don't even have media.mediasource.enabled displayed in about:config. And the youtube HTML5 player performs like a bag of dicks because of Google's shitty optimization.
Is this why my dad's PC won't fullscreen 720p youtube videos without an error occurring after a few minutes?

Well, now we know why the smartasses bought youtube rather than some ecologically viable flying cars startup.
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« Reply #91259 on: December 04, 2015, 02:39:20 pm »

Did you know that Dogs actually like working to an extent?

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Humans too actually. I've had people who are jobless, but don't need the money, describe to me a sort of desire to work that grows a feeling like their time is wasted if they aren't doing something.

Even rich people who live off interest and assets find ways to add work into their lives.
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