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[Egan_BW]

Of course, it doesn't work on humans, because we like the pain.
To the point that we purposefully cultivate plants with more poison so we can hurt ourselves harder.

[TheBiggerFish]

Terrified thread, y u go on 'x'ty AIDS tangent?

[Sonlirain]

[Calidovi]

Everything about that comment is incredibly unnerving.

Lord have mercy.

[Amperzand]

Indeed, that is quite a disturbing comment, on several levels.

[Akura]

I thought I was starting to get over my violent mood swings. I was wrong. I've been in varying levels of a crap mood all day.

It was probably triggered by a female coworker that I had minor feelings for doing something that pissed me off way more than it probably should. Every time someone rolls a rack of clothing out to the sales floor, they're supposed to sign off on it. There's exactly four people(out of potentially a dozen or so depending on who's there and demand) that complies with this rule - myself and her included. For some reason, at the end of the day yesterday, I found she had crossed off all of the lines that I signed on the sheet. No idea why she did that, but I certainly did not appreciate it.

It also doesn't help that another female coworker who normally prints the tags that I normally attach to the clothing apparently just cannot do her job right. Nearly every single rack had at least 3 or so tickets printed wrong or were never printed at all. This is a minor delay if I catch it right away, several tedious minutes of redoing most of the entire rack over again trying to find where it went wrong and correcting it. Before long, we had a massive backlog of racks waiting to be tagged largely because of this.

It helps even less that this same person constantly makes comments about how she "hates men" during lunchtime. Even if she's saying it as a joke, I do not appreciate this, especially since the whole reason I left my previous job was because of sex discrimination, and the fact that state laws against such discrimination only applies to discrimination against women - which is also the reason I suffer from violent mood swings.

Maybe someone should show Gpkid91 that unicorn poop video from a few pages ago. He may be doing it wrong.

[Bauglir]

yes, probably

i'm like 90% certain we could genetically engineer corn that produces an indigestible oil, given about a decade and millions upon millions of dollars

fund it

[Eric Blank]

So whoever eats it is forever lubed up?

[Orange Wizard]

Sounds pretty convenient, really.

[Shadowlord]

Corn plants that produce something like food grade mineral oil in the kernels? We can call it Corn-lax.

[scrdest]

So whoever eats it is forever lubed up?

That's not how it works. If it cannot be used and stored, it must be removed. It will just flush the contents of your gut out as an oil suspension once it goes through all the piping.

That's already happening if you tried something like drinking edible oil in sufficient quantity - except then you are just overwhelming its capacity to utilize the fats.

[Shadowlord]

It can reduce your ability to absorb fat-soluble vitamins too, if wikipedia's source from the 70s is accurate, too.

[Graknorke]

So whoever eats it is forever lubed up?

Cave did it first.

[Wolfhunter107]

Badnoughts

[Bouchart]

This stupid radio station has played the exact same half hour long infomercial three times in a row.