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[Yoink]

But does it

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say 'Flamethrower Dude' on their birth certificates?

[Eric Blank]

If my birth certificate mentioned "flamethrower dude" anywhere I'm sure people would take me more seriously. For better or worse, I can't say.

[MaximumZero]

Holm vs Rousey. Wow! That was one of the nastiest head kicks I've seen in a long time.

[Yoink]

Holm vs Rousey. Wow! That was one of the nastiest head kicks I've seen in a long time.

I doubt I'll get a chance to watch the fight, so... who won? Was it one of those matches where it starts and BAM! Headkick, all over?
Wait, nevermind, I found a video of it.

Also I think I might get "Flamethrower Dude" made my middle name.


Edit: The video I watched was fairly low-quality, but that was a pretty rad kick.
She definitely seemed to be out cold... the following punches just sorta bounced her head around limply. Noice.

[Xantalos]

Goddamn, you can see her neck shift backwards from the impact of the hit. That's a nice kick.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Goddamn, you can see her neck shift backwards from the impact of the hit. That's a nice kick.

Are you some sort of kick conissuer?
"Ahh, this 1983 Roundhouse D'jour is just impeccable, WAITER! Give me a sample of the 1956 high kick."

[Rolan7]

Sleep schedule all messed up.  Falling asleep waaay too early, waking up way too early.  Then so exhausted around 9 (and snuggled up in blanket) that I fall asleep early in chair
Woke up at 4:45AM today but I think I can get back to sleep, hopefully.  Maybe that'll help
Not supposed to sleep before 1AM

[Arx]

Goddamn, you can see her neck shift backwards from the impact of the hit. That's a nice kick.

Are you some sort of kick conissuer?
"Ahh, this 1983 Roundhouse D'jour is just impeccable, WAITER! Give me a sample of the 1956 high kick."

Well, MZ's an ex cagefighter (correct me if I'm wrong) and Xantalos's a black belt, so...

[scrdest]

Goddamn, you can see her neck shift backwards from the impact of the hit. That's a nice kick.

Are you some sort of kick conissuer?
"Ahh, this 1983 Roundhouse D'jour is just impeccable, WAITER! Give me a sample of the 1956 high kick."

Well, MZ's an ex cagefighter (correct me if I'm wrong) and Xantalos's a black belt, so...

Eh, Xantalos has it easy, it's hard to kick his ass, what with all the tentacles and non-Euclidean geometry of said ass.

[Akura]

If my birth certificate mentioned "flamethrower dude" anywhere I'm sure people would take me more seriously. For better or worse, I can't say.

I guess I shall name my firstborn son "Flamethrower Dude" and see where life takes him.

[scrdest]

If my birth certificate mentioned "flamethrower dude" anywhere I'm sure people would take me more seriously. For better or worse, I can't say.

I guess I shall name my firstborn son "Flamethrower Dude" and see where life takes him.

Just make sure that, if you plan to send your next son to work as a mail deliverer, you don't name him "Postal Dude" by the same logic

[BFEL]

If my birth certificate mentioned "flamethrower dude" anywhere I'm sure people would take me more seriously. For better or worse, I can't say.

I guess I shall name my firstborn son "Flamethrower Dude" and see where life takes him.

I would guess it takes him to court to have his name changed.

[Aklyon]

It might not!
But probably will.

[Greiger]

I donno if my middle name was 'flamethrower dude' I'd be pretty happy.   Middle names aren't really important enough to give on job applications and the like but still neat enough to be given at parties.

Heck I work at a job where one of my coworkers names is literally 'Batman'.  Not a nickname either.  Real (last) name.  Oh and I almost forgot, there's a floor support guy who'se real name is James T. Kirk.  Donno if the middle is real but the first and last definately is.   His nickname is captain.

[Rolan7]

I met a guy named Arthur once.  Last name, no joke, was King.
Well, I guess his parents were joking a little...
I met a guy named Corwin once too. 
"Woah like, from Chronicles of Amber-"
*sigh* "Yes."

I was mainly surprised that so many people apparently recognized the reference...