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[Yoink]

Oh, I douse myself in deodorant before leaving the house, don't worry.
And I've been meaning to pick up some form of book-scented scent/perfume/cologne/whateverthefuckyoucallit for a while now.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Quote from my mom:
"Everyone can give birth, but not just anyone could get high enough grades to skip university math."

I mean, I'm pretty sure I could name a few humans who couldn't give birth...

[Graknorke]

Everyone can give birth

Technically true but I think most people who can't wouldn't be too enthusiastic about the prerequisite medical procedures.

[Putnam]

i finally have an excuse to post this again

[MaximumZero]

...wat.

[IcyTea31]

Spiders are walking on the walls. Did the floor turn into lava overnight or something? Also, it turns out, there is at least one spiderbro in each room of my house.

[Frumple]

...wat.

... wait, what are you whatting about? The message, or what prompted it?

Because we do have the medical know-how to let most folks you normally wouldn't think capable of giving birth to give birth. C-section, of course, for most of those, but still. I can't recall if anyone's actually done it yet, and certainly not for a full term, but it's medically possible with just today's technology. Sooner or later it'll probably go from "technically medically feasible" to "actually something we can do pretty easily". Mpreg is in the future of mankind, and it is the present that has impregnated that potentiality with life.

Also yeah, spiders do the whole wall-crawling thing. Above and beyond the food that frequent those altitudes, there's all sorts of nooks and crevices filled with bugs that spiders like to crawl into, up there.

[IcyTea31]

I think you misunderstood. ALL the spiders are walking on walls. Also, there is very little prey this time of year; I don't think I've seen a flying insect in two whole months.

[flabort]

i finally have an excuse to post this again

I remember that.

[Graknorke]

i finally have an excuse to post this again

I remember that.

I don't. Context?

[Eric Blank]

Dfhax to hell and back.

Maybe some transformations going on too. You can transform a male creature into a female and they will get pregnant.

[Putnam]

Yeah, I just directly added the thought.

Then I got the idea to switch them to female and get them pregnant.

Then I went with the obvious next step and found a gay couple to see how the game would react.

(really well; they both show up as "father" or "mother" properly. mother_id as DFHack calls it apparently just means "parent_who_gave_birth_id", since the game handles unorthodox family structure like a dream)

[Bohandas]

I honestly don't know how anyone could stand that. I mean, jeans are good for a week or two, but everything else needs regular washing or it starts to feel really gross. :x

Yeah, I don't understand how one could not bathe every day unless in an area with water scarcity or extreme cold. Or keep wearing dirty clothes.

If you don't move you won't sweat.

EDIT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PASDJiig4s#t=25m02s

[Teneb]

I honestly don't know how anyone could stand that. I mean, jeans are good for a week or two, but everything else needs regular washing or it starts to feel really gross. :x

Yeah, I don't understand how one could not bathe every day unless in an area with water scarcity or extreme cold. Or keep wearing dirty clothes.

If you don't move you won't sweat.

Oh, you do, unless you're somewhere pretty cold.

[Graknorke]

Oh, you do, unless you're somewhere pretty cold.

I think we have different definitions of "pretty cold".