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[Akura]

Honestly, I thought they all looked wierd WITH the sound turned on.

[miauw62]

There's a Scientology Guantanamo? News to me.

Yes, actually!

Scientology: immune to exaggeration.

An error occurred during a connection to en.wikipedia.org. The OCSP response is not yet valid (contains a date in the future). (Error code: sec_error_ocsp_future_response)

WTF.

I've recently read an article about the date and time servers being insecure and criminals exploiting this to make old certificates valid again (such as those compromised during heartbleed or w/e).

Pretty disturbing :v

[Sergarr]

Man I really should sleep more, I haven't slept for a day and I start getting some fucked up ideas in my head.

Should probably go sleep right now.

[LordBaal]

Go to sleep.

[Bouchart]

Stay up until your furniture starts talking to you.

[Arx]

Stay up until your furniture starts talking to you.

After all, talking to inanimate objects is fine. It's only when they start talking back that you have to worry.

[Greiger]

Your Desk: Don't listen to him.  His mouth spouts only lies.

[NJW2000]

Just made a facbook group entitled "Lets burn a Catholic" Night.

Apparently I only needed to start a chat via messaging, which I was able to do from the group page.

 


It's all rather confusing, really.

[Bouchart]

Who's bringing the Catholic?

[Radio Controlled]

Just made a facbook group entitled "Lets burn a Catholic" Night.

Apparently I only needed to start a chat via messaging, which I was able to do from the group page.

 


It's all rather confusing, really.

Dude, why would you do that?

Protestants burn much better.

[Bouchart]

Your Tax Dollars Were Spent Injecting Cocaine Into Monkey Brains For No Reason

[Putnam]

google is scary as shit dude

i googled "yume nikki eman song" and it got me this

i wasn't even right about the name of the NPC, it's O-man

and there is no mention of either of those phrases in that page

[sprinkled chariot]

google is scary as shit dude

i googled "yume nikki eman song" and it got me this

i wasn't even right about the name of the NPC, it's O-man

and there is no mention of either of those phrases in that page

Imagine how scary it is  for NSA worker to know the stuff you google.

[Yoink]

Worst of all...
"Okay Google"  "Thank you" no longer works either.  It used to be the cutest thing.

...  Bewilderingly, it doesn't even do a Google search for "Thank you".  It brings up a list of instructions on what you CAN say.

In fact, apparently I'm supposed to say "Show me how to get to X" now.  For whatever reason.
ffffffffff

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(It used to just reply "You're welcome")

Edit:  THEY KILLED THIS MOMENT
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=42204.msg6384075;topicseen#msg6384075

That's sad. Google sucks. I mean the company, not the apparently adorable voice.

[Greiger]

It's leaf falling season so I just did all the maintenance on all the pump equipment and emptied buckets and such. (protip: Don't ever buy a house with a pool, it's not worth it)

Just about finished everything up and was cleaning out one of the buckets where one of the filters get emptied into and it seems some genius, (probably one of the pool guys we used to employ) saw the holes at the bottom of the bucket and decided to put another bucket underneath that one to keep the first bucket from leaking.

Naturally those holes were there to keep water from building up in the bucket, since it's where you empty a filter full of waterlogged leaves and junk.   I pick up the bucket.  The bottom bucket stays attached just long enough to lift up and drop off, landing on my foot(ow) and spraying sludge water the color of coca-cola and smelling like death all over me.  To top it off the first bucket, holes now free of their prison is now lifted over my head from the sudden change in weight and is gleefully emptying itself of a season's worth sludge like a sprinkler system of despair on my face.

Don't ever get a pool.