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[Emma]

The wild turkey population didn't install a democracy?

[hops]

I'd have imagined them to be communists.

Isn't that why we hunt and eat them?

[IcyTea31]

They're a monarchy, actually. How do I know? Because I once was the King of Turkeys. It was originally used as an insult towards me, but I adopted the title and wore it with pride until I outgrew it.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

They're a monarchy, actually. How do I know? Because I once was the King of Turkeys. It was originally used as an insult towards me, but I adopted the title and wore it with pride until I outgrew it.

Man, the turkey kingdom must have been sent into anarchy when you gave up the title.

[IcyTea31]

Eh, I was a figurehead anyway. I never actually ruled over my subjects, beyond occasionally using them as sandwich ingredients.

[hops]

A mark of a true king is when they put delicious stuffings into the anus of their subjects, I guess.

[Arx]

They're a monarchy, actually. How do I know? Because I once was the King of Turkeys. It was originally used as an insult towards me, but I adopted the title and wore it with pride until I outgrew it.

Man, the turkey kingdom must have been sent into anarchy when you gave up the title.

When did you think they introduced the democracy?

[Amperzand]

A mark of a true king is when they put delicious stuffings into the anus of their subjects, I guess.

I am incredibly tempted to sig that. You don't even know.

Regardless, I feel your post itself is WTF-ey enough to be worth including twice.

[Yoink]

Eh, I was a figurehead anyway. I never actually ruled over my subjects, beyond occasionally using them as sandwich ingredients.

Personally I thought this quote contained more out-of-context brilliance, but alas I cannot post it now immediately after the other one.

In other WTFs: it's really hard to read the underlying tone of text-based messages.
When someone's acting strange over the internet it's pretty much impossible to tell why.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Eh, I was a figurehead anyway. I never actually ruled over my subjects, beyond occasionally using them as sandwich ingredients.

Personally I thought this quote contained more out-of-context brilliance, but alas I cannot post it now immediately after the other one.

In other WTFs: it's really hard to read the underlying tone of text-based messages.
When someone's acting strange over the internet it's pretty much impossible to tell why.

Well, it's already hard to read the overlying tone of text-based messages, so it stands to reason that it'd be even harder to read the underlying tone.

[Yoink]

Help I can't read the tone of that message

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Help I can't read the tone of that message

Don't you be giving me lip mister 'I couldn't notice an obvious joke'.

[Tack]

I have pulled an all-night Don't Starve binge and called in sick for the first time in my life this morning.
What a novel experience!

You should be bloody ashamed of yourself.

I mean, who the fuck even plays Don't Starve anymore?

Ah, the old reddit starvearoo

[Edmus]

Jesus wept, how deep does that go?

[Tack]

Exponentially, since they made a subreddit for it.