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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14983676 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88845 on: October 29, 2015, 01:51:07 pm »

Because you are unfamiliar with the datum that the average session of, ahem, full-contact friendship, lasts about seven minutes?

Oh man, it sure did, after a while you kinda create resistance and it starts to become more and more elaborate, to the point that your physicial endurance starts being tested. Few things are stranger than the female body and its seemingly magical ability of obtaining multiple climaxes :v
Its kind of a myth that men cant do this thing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88846 on: October 29, 2015, 01:56:33 pm »

Biological impossibility for many males, actually, due the way the system of tubes is set up. Refractory period is a thing, and since spermatozoa require a significant time to mature and ability to ejaculate is directly tied to sperm count...

Oh, the things one learns in biology. The American right wing would probably wig out about how PG18 our syllabus gets.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88847 on: October 29, 2015, 01:57:26 pm »

Its still largely a misrepresentation that men cannot orgasm multiple times within a single session
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88848 on: October 29, 2015, 01:57:46 pm »

Biological impossibility for many males, actually, due the way the system of tubes is set up. Refractory period is a thing, and since spermatozoa require a significant time to mature and ability to ejaculate is directly tied to sperm count...

Oh, the things one learns in e: this was high school, for clarity on the 18 thing biology. The American right wing would probably wig out about how PG18 our syllabus gets.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88849 on: October 29, 2015, 02:02:15 pm »

You don't exactly have to give them a reason to wig out, just pick a word that sounds vaguely interesting. Eventually it'll end up as something they'll argue over in the news.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88850 on: October 29, 2015, 02:02:53 pm »

You seem to have accidently reposted instead of acknowledge that within a period of 20 minutes men can reload.

Its not hard at all to occupy your time until then
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« Reply #88851 on: October 29, 2015, 02:30:14 pm »

You may not be able to achieve another orgasm in that 20 minutes, but she sure can....
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88852 on: October 29, 2015, 02:35:02 pm »

Many men are also born with the wrong parts.
I don't see what intersexed cerebral microanatomy has to do with it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88853 on: October 29, 2015, 02:56:31 pm »

Yea, I'm not able to do the whole multiple climaxes thing, well, at least not without pausing to rest for at least 20 minutes. Most of the time I'm holding out so she can enjoy herself. A true female orgasm is a thing to behold, and then, if she picks up the pace, she can actualy have ANOTHER. It actualy makes me kinda jealous :v
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88854 on: October 29, 2015, 02:59:27 pm »

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« Reply #88855 on: October 29, 2015, 03:03:30 pm »

Its not like it was turning into a whole thing, but you have a point, sirus.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88856 on: October 29, 2015, 03:05:19 pm »

Just trying to keep things from getting Toad-worthy, is all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88857 on: October 29, 2015, 03:07:28 pm »

Its true, I'll stop the slightly lewd thing. If the toad asks me I'll even expungue it. Its just been a very happy and inspiring day :v

Also, I have all the chocolate, but thats something for the happy thread.
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« Reply #88858 on: October 29, 2015, 05:03:17 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #88859 on: October 29, 2015, 05:06:15 pm »

If you keep saying worldview it will make people forget how fragile yours is, apparently. I hope the poor girl doesn't miss her friends.
The thing is, a properly Christian worldview would call one to ACCEPT that difference, not deny its existence...The things people use religion to justify.
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