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[hector13]

Of course they wouldn't want you to exercise. If they did, they'd hook up with a fit, muscular guy in the first place, and not with a charming flabby asthmatic with noodle arms.

Don't you know women are all about changing men in relationships?

[Il Palazzo]

Of course they wouldn't want you to exercise. If they did, they'd hook up with a fit, muscular guy in the first place, and not with a charming flabby asthmatic with noodle arms.

Don't you know women are all about changing men in relationships?

That might be true of weak women trying to domesticate their captive barbarians, but a proper strong Brunhilde doesn't need no change in her adorable self-propelled flappy dildo.

[Spehss _]

Short dude with tall girl. Apparently that is wrong and weird.

This is like one of my Japanese animes.

[hector13]

Short dude with tall girl. Apparently that is wrong and weird.

This is like one of my Japanese animes.

Hopefully you didn't just piss yourself.

[Rolan7]

Short dude with tall girl. Apparently that is wrong and weird.

This is like one of my Japanese animes.

Why is blood streaming out of my nose - AAAH GIANT TEARDROP X_X'

[TheBiggerFish]

Swiftkey,  y u no support alternate keybinds.  I want to move the apostrophe to all the other punctuation and cannot.

[Tack]

You should date athletes. I don't know why but women who look like they can break me in half make me swoon.

I don't think I could take that kind of relationship. What if they wanted me to exercise?

... You'd damn well do it.

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, as such things go, "statuesque goddess SO asking" would top my list of things that would get me motivated to do more exercise than my existing "let's not die at 45 because we worked at a desk for years on end" + "god I liked having muscle tone instead of just being willowy" routine.

[Zangi]

My phone started beeping and flashing while I was holding it(Not using it).  My reaction was WTF, did I break it?

It is a child abduction/amber alert.  I didn't even know getting emergency alerts on my android was a thing till now.

[Helgoland]

Of course they wouldn't want you to exercise. If they did, they'd hook up with a fit, muscular guy in the first place, and not with a charming flabby asthmatic with noodle arms.

Don't you know women are all about changing men in relationships?

That might be true of weak women trying to domesticate their captive barbarians, but a proper strong Brunhilde doesn't need no change in her adorable self-propelled flappy dildo.

Well, I can sort of confirm this: My ex didn't make me exercise, no. Tried to change some other stuff, yeah, but not that.

[majikero]

Unless your girl is already athletic, there is no way in hell are they going to make you exercise because that implies they also have to. My basic understanding of girls is that that hate anything that requires physical effort.

[Putnam]

my basic understanding of girls is that they're a varied group of individuals who have very wildly differing activity levels

[Egan_BW]

Also this was a discussion specifically about dating athletic girls.

[Lord Shonus]

I just burned my hand while cleaning my stove. I use cast iron cookware, and they clean best if they're still pretty warm. Since I didn't have time to do the dishes last time I cooked, I put water in the skillet and heated it up so the mess just wipes out. While the skillet is drip-drying, I start wiping off the stove, and had the genius idea to try picking up the metal stand-thing from the burner I'd had running not two minutes earlier.

[Bouchart]

my basic understanding of girls is that they're a varied group of individuals who have very wildly differing activity levels

Rubbish.