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[RedKing]

The Press Spokesman of Turkish Orthodox church is seen in a video which is classified Top Secret
She tells these to high ranking Turkish army officials while crying in the video;

1:Hagia Sophia was built by the first Christians in Anatolia and those first Christians were Turks living in Anatolia since 10000 years.
2: United Nations, World Bank, IMF,WTO, Unesco are Jewish organizations and their main aim is to divide Turkey
3: The creation of Israel was the result of the great holocaust which was planned in order to gather Jews in Israel (she means Hitler planned it)
4: Istanbul is being restored and will become the Ecumenical capital.
5: etc. etc..

She was arrested for belonging to the mysterious Ergenekon.

What
Aw yeah deep state, shadow governments within governments

Metal Gear: Turkey when?

[Loud Whispers]

Erdogan will make Turkey nanomachines son

[TD1]

Turkey Nanomachines has a son?!?!?! And Erdogan is the mother??!??

[Akura]

Today has been an odd day. Last night I swore I put my phone on my desk. I woke up with it in my hands.

Also today, one of my coworkers was assaulted by a customer.

[Loud Whispers]

I helped a random Latvian get some luggage up some flights of stairs and some bloke gave me my own 10 quid back

[BlackFlyme]

Was in the car with my mom today. She pointed out a couple walking down the sidewalk holding hands.

Short dude with tall girl. Apparently that is wrong and weird.

[hops]

Was in the car with my mom today. She pointed out a couple walking down the sidewalk holding hands.

Short dude with tall girl. Apparently that is wrong and weird.

It's a male, with a female! What has this world gone to!?

[i2amroy]

Short dude with tall girl. Apparently that is wrong and weird.

Funnily enough, I've seen quite a few really short guy/really tall girl pairings around my college. I guess they figure that if they're going to break what past generations have considered to be the "right" height sizes they might as well go for broke.

[EnigmaticHat]

I'd *like* to be in that kind of relationship but I'm tall enough that its not going to happen.

[redwallzyl]

The Press Spokesman of Turkish Orthodox church is seen in a video which is classified Top Secret
She tells these to high ranking Turkish army officials while crying in the video;

1:Hagia Sophia was built by the first Christians in Anatolia and those first Christians were Turks living in Anatolia since 10000 years.
2: United Nations, World Bank, IMF,WTO, Unesco are Jewish organizations and their main aim is to divide Turkey
3: The creation of Israel was the result of the great holocaust which was planned in order to gather Jews in Israel (she means Hitler planned it)
4: Istanbul is being restored and will become the Ecumenical capital.
5: etc. etc..

She was arrested for belonging to the mysterious Ergenekon.

What
Aw yeah deep state, shadow governments within governments

Metal Gear: Turkey when?

what the hell is that from?

also whose been dissing Justinian!

[hops]

I'd *like* to be in that kind of relationship but I'm tall enough that its not going to happen.

You should date athletes. I don't know why but women who look like they can break me in half make me swoon.

[Orange Wizard]

I don't think I could take that kind of relationship. What if they wanted me to exercise?

[TD1]

E-e-e-e-exercise? 

[TheBiggerFish]

E-e-e-e-exercise? 

Yikes. 

[Il Palazzo]

Of course they wouldn't want you to exercise. If they did, they'd hook up with a fit, muscular guy in the first place, and not with a charming flabby asthmatic with noodle arms.