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[Rolan7]

I'll up you a NSFW "bake a cake" remix that most people probably already know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA
Give it to about 0:22 I guess

It doesn't really get good until 0:42 though heh

[Spehss _]

You know... Lazy Town is a VERY unique show in that...

It is a show about living a healthy active lifestyle.

Yet it treats candy and videogames as something not only good but inherently attractive... Where as most shows treat them like they are EVIL!!!

Heck both the Candy kid and Computer kid NEVER are asked to give up what they like. O_o

I'd guess that most writers for kids shows figure that kids wouldn't be able to understand anything more than a black and white morality. Hence what you're describing, a black and white moral where "healthy stuff is good" and "anything unhealthy is teh evilz and cannot be tolerated". So it sounds like Lazytown just has better writers.

Anyway, did someone say Lazytown music? Ninja'd. I've been outninja'd.

[Rolan7]

I NINJA'D THE NINJAMASTER

... I concede though, please don't ninjakill me ):

[Yoink]

Ninja fight!

[Orange Wizard]

A hospital not far from where I live is having to be rebuilt because apparently it's full of asbestos.

[Xantalos]

In Britain we ban everything, even assault vases
There was actually a big thing back with the umbrellas that had sword handles and hilts, since the police kept nearly getting heart attacks and bobbly sticks out over brolleys

In NZ it's illegal to carry a weapon. A weapon is defined as anything that is used as a weapon. :. it is illegal to carry anything.

Ma'am put the baby down. Put the baby down or I'll fucking shoot you for brandishing a weapon in my face OH SHIT THE BABY'S HOLDING A FUCKING ANIMAL CRACKER OPEN FIRE

[nenjin]

Jesus I leave for THREE DAYS for a business trip and PD2 manages to dump another gig worth of downloads on me. Fuck this, you're getting uninstalled. It'll be less of a hassle to just re-install you when I actually want to play.

[Rolan7]

Yeah, seriously.  And from what my brother says, the updates are mostly some surprisingly shit DLC.  Sure that started over a week ago, but from what I hear *IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[nenjin]

It coincides with the game being F2P for the week, and the week of crime and all that jazz, and the introduction of microtransactions. I'd have happily ignored all that, dumb as some of it is, but bogging down my hard drive for 45 minutes when I start Steam, forever and always? That's crossing the line mister!

[Loud Whispers]

In Britain we ban everything, even assault vases
There was actually a big thing back with the umbrellas that had sword handles and hilts, since the police kept nearly getting heart attacks and bobbly sticks out over brolleys

In NZ it's illegal to carry a weapon. A weapon is defined as anything that is used as a weapon. :. it is illegal to carry anything.

And if you have any martial skills here your fists and feet (I suppose in some cases also your elbows, knees and forehead) become legally classed as deadly weapons

[Xantalos]

In Britain we ban everything, even assault vases
There was actually a big thing back with the umbrellas that had sword handles and hilts, since the police kept nearly getting heart attacks and bobbly sticks out over brolleys

In NZ it's illegal to carry a weapon. A weapon is defined as anything that is used as a weapon. :. it is illegal to carry anything.

And if you have any martial skills here your fists and feet (I suppose in some cases also your elbows, knees and forehead) become legally classed as deadly weapons

Shit I'd better never go to England.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I've always been meaning to ask, Xan, what kinda Martial art do you practice?

[Yoink]

He has a black belt in Cthul-Fu.

[Xantalos]

Apart from the various forms of reality-fu, a style of karate called Go-Ju Ryu, meaning Hard-Soft Style. Admittedly I'm still working on the soft part, because it's much easier to punch someone's jaw in half than it is to move just so to hook someone else's punch in and get them off balance and break their knee in three moves.
Part of the thing though. Even though I'm a black belt you never stop learning, which is what I love about it.

[Neonivek]

My favorite Martial art is "Win-Khan-Dough" simply speaking it allows you to win a fight 100% of the time.

How does it work? Simple... If you win a fight, you were practicing Win-Khan-Dough. It beats all other forms of martial arts