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[Flying Dice]

I... actually enjoyed trig; it came much easier than algebra or calculus.

[redwallzyl]

Good news people! Its not America this time!...

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/10/22/450802875/sword-wielding-man-kills-1-injures-several-more-at-swedish-school

stricter sword control are necessary to stop a repeat of this tragedy...

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

[Bouchart]

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.

[Egan_BW]

Sword in every classroom.
Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.

[Bouchart]

Does Ikea sell a sword or weapon rack?

[TheBiggerFish]

Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.

You can't do that?

...Mythbusters!  Investigate!

[Yoink]

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.

You mean the VIKING thing to do, right?

[Arx]

Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.

You can't do that?

...Mythbusters!  Investigate!

They tested bullet dodging, and it was impossible.

Although there are people who can shoot an aspirin out of the air. The skill might be transferable.

[LordBaal]

Islamic vikings? We are troughly fucked.

[TD1]

Muhammad used a sword to behead infidels, whilst telling people to behead infidels. I think.

[hector13]

Bonus points if the teachers are trained to deflect bullets with them.

You can't do that?

...Mythbusters!  Investigate!

They tested bullet dodging, and it was impossible.

Although there are people who can shoot an aspirin out of the air. The skill might be transferable.

It wasn't impossible.

You just had to be getting shot from like 2 miles away and know the bullet was coming.

[Bouchart]

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.

You mean the VIKING thing to do, right?

I thought those guys used axes.

[Aklyon]

anyway wtf Sweden? Swords? Really?

It's the Islamic thing to do, beheading the infidels and all.

You mean the VIKING thing to do, right?

I thought those guys used axes.

Swords are just as usable for slicing, if you don't have your viking axe.

[Flying Dice]

This wouldn't happen if everyone was allowed to carry swords with them wherever they go. Why are the leftists still trying to pass more useless peacebonding legislation when it's clear that only a person with a sword can stop another person with a sword? Why are people so concerned with banning claymores when daggers are responsible for the vast majority of blade-based homicides, as well as being more attractive to criminals for various reasons? What good are metal detectors to protect students from people carrying swords; what we really need are armed mercenaries carrying swords made from high-grade steel. I don't understand why I'm not allowed to wear my sword to work in government buildings, it's my right as the head of my family to carry our honor-blade with me to all places!

[Baffler]

it's my right... to carry our honor-blade with me to all places!

This one is actually true, but only if you're Sikh.