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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14926416 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87360 on: October 08, 2015, 01:50:46 pm »
I have origin only for the free games. This month they are giving away red alert 2 complete.
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« Reply #87361 on: October 08, 2015, 01:57:56 pm »
I was going to eat a chocolate bar, but then I realised that the idea nauseates me. I do not understand my body.
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« Reply #87362 on: October 08, 2015, 02:01:07 pm »
I'll eat if for you, if you want.
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« Reply #87363 on: October 08, 2015, 02:08:39 pm »
Postage would be more than the value of the chocolate, I think. Unless you can't buy Bar Ones in the US.
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« Reply #87364 on: October 08, 2015, 02:12:04 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on October 08, 2015, 11:13:31 am
I was going to dust off my EA account and try out the Battlefront beta, but EA won't send me my recovery password. I guess that means I'm saved from having to install Origin, due to circumstances beyond my control.
Wait no they did it. Honestly the game is kind of underwhelming. Out of what they've let us play it's just a nicely polished shooter that also is Star Wars themed. No particularly unique mechanics.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87365 on: October 08, 2015, 02:13:28 pm »
I've managed to make a bowl of rice that smells exactly like cinnamon-brown sugar oatmeal, but tastes like beer and cheese.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87366 on: October 08, 2015, 02:22:40 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 08, 2015, 02:13:28 pm
I've managed to make a bowl of rice that smells exactly like cinnamon-brown sugar oatmeal, but tastes like beer and cheese.

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« Reply #87367 on: October 08, 2015, 02:23:46 pm »
No. Alchemy.
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« Reply #87368 on: October 08, 2015, 03:37:52 pm »
The buttload is an actual unit of measure.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #87369 on: October 08, 2015, 03:44:04 pm »
Does it convert to metric or is it like a handful in the sense that it varies depending on how much a given person can fit in their butt?
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« Reply #87370 on: October 08, 2015, 03:45:38 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 08, 2015, 03:44:04 pm
Does it convert to metric or is it like a handful in the sense that it varies depending on how much a given person can fit in their butt?
It's two hogsheads.
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« Reply #87371 on: October 08, 2015, 03:46:16 pm »
126 gallons, in t'US.

A hogshead being 63 gallons.
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« Reply #87372 on: October 08, 2015, 03:58:12 pm »
As opposed to the metric shit-ton.

Speaking of WTF and measurements, I saw an article the other day that some weather wonk calculated that the Carolinas received 11 TRILLION gallons of rain last weekend. Which is almost precisely the amount needed to end California's drought. Also, 1/3 the volume of Lake Tahoe.
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« Reply #87373 on: October 08, 2015, 04:00:30 pm »
It's times like this where I wish Napoleon was more successful in spreading the metric system across the world.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87374 on: October 08, 2015, 04:05:21 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 08, 2015, 04:00:30 pm
It's times like this where I wish Napoleon was more successful in spreading the metric system across the world.
Well, he was almost completely successful. America and Liberia are the only ones left.

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