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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87285 on: October 07, 2015, 11:11:13 am »

It's my favourite song of the whole thing. I'm not sure if Neo was chatting shit about it or not, but if so we're going to have to have a short textual spat over it.
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« Reply #87286 on: October 07, 2015, 11:15:20 am »

Its my favorite too.
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« Reply #87287 on: October 07, 2015, 11:17:01 am »

Frozen is a movie about a girl who somehow has ice powers learning to control them even though the ice is animated like blue plastic and also her sister is there

It's a combination of Carrie, The Day After Tomorrow, and Frosty the Snowman
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« Reply #87288 on: October 07, 2015, 11:19:52 am »

Frozen is a movie about a girl who somehow has ice powers learning to control them even though the ice is animated like blue plastic and also her sister is there

It's a combination of Carrie, The Day After Tomorrow, and Frosty the Snowman

And the moral of the story is: Don't take responsibility for anything. Just shirk your responsibility on and on and on and eventually the problem will solve itself.

Ohh and if you don't like the person your with, change them.

Also no, it wasn't a dig at that opening song it was good.

If I am going to take a dig on any song it is going to be "A bit of a fixer upper" which is the WORST song in the movie and quite abhorant. Especially with its "saving throw line".
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« Reply #87289 on: October 07, 2015, 11:21:41 am »

Or Fury Road. I don't know if I want to, though.
You want to. You want to, or so help me, I will find where you live and spray you right in the fucking face with a can of chrome paint.

WITNESS ME

So.....yeah. It's a good movie.
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« Reply #87290 on: October 07, 2015, 11:22:27 am »

Frozen is a movie about a girl who somehow has ice powers learning to control them even though the ice is animated like blue plastic and also her sister is there

It's a combination of Carrie, The Day After Tomorrow, and Frosty the Snowman

And the moral of the story is: Don't take responsibility for anything. Just shirk your responsibility on and on and on and eventually the problem will solve itself.

Ohh and if you don't like the person your with, change them.
Also, people who run away with ice powers get to build their own fancy ice palace on their own mountains and then argue with guests/invaders.
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« Reply #87291 on: October 07, 2015, 11:23:33 am »

I still haven't seen Frozen. Or The Martian. Or Fury Road. I don't know if I want to, though.

I don't think I've watched a movie in the last four months. Probably says a lot about me...

WTF is The Martian even about? The ads are extremely vague.

(Come to think of it, so were the ads for Frozen)
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« Reply #87292 on: October 07, 2015, 11:25:42 am »

Or Fury Road. I don't know if I want to, though.
You want to. You want to, or so help me, I will find where you live and spray you right in the fucking face with a can of chrome paint.

WITNESS ME

So.....yeah. It's a good movie.

Yeah, but movies run for two to two and a half hours. I can finish a novel in that time.

That's literally the reason I don't watch movies.

WTF is The Martian even about? The ads are extremely vague.

Matt Damon gets stuck on Mars with hard science (that's a bit squishy in parts) but bad maths, as far as I can tell.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87293 on: October 07, 2015, 11:26:13 am »

Mission to mars fail in spectacular manner and lone survivor has to struggle to avoid ceasing all body metabolic functions, a state better known as fucking dead. And somewhere in there there's a rescue mission.
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« Reply #87294 on: October 07, 2015, 11:28:38 am »

Mission to mars fail in spectacular manner and lone survivor has to struggle to avoid ceasing all body metabolic functions, a state better known as fucking dead. And somewhere in there there's a rescue mission.
Also its based on a book or something.
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« Reply #87295 on: October 07, 2015, 11:31:59 am »

It's because >95% of all of our national lawmakers fall into either the "elderly" or "aging" categories. Right now only 7% of the House of Representatives and 1% of Senators are under the age of 40, despite the fact that currently some 45% of eligible voters are under the age of 40 at the moment (and 59% of the total population is under the age of 40).
That's actually not unreasonable. You have to be 25 to get into the House and 30 for the Senate, and pretty much every national-level politician already has an established career, either in politics, law, or occasionally something else.

Which brings up another point. We need a constitutional amendment to lower the minimum ages for these jobs. If nexessary maybe also set a maximum age. That way we'd have fewer politicians who are completely put of the loop as well as fewer politicians with established careers in politics or law. We also need term limits for everything and, while we're at it, to get rid of the natural born citizen clause (although there should be a minimum number of years of citizenship; maybe just not count years prior to gaining citizenship towards the new lower minimum age)
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« Reply #87296 on: October 07, 2015, 11:39:57 am »

Mission to mars fail in spectacular manner and lone survivor has to struggle to avoid ceasing all body metabolic functions, a state better known as fucking dead. And somewhere in there there's a rescue mission.
Also its based on a book or something.
It's a pretty good book tho. The book is also goddamn hilarious (if you enjoy dark comedy (which I do)), but having not seen the movie yet I don't know how much of it got on-screen (don't tell me (I'm using too many parenthesis)).
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« Reply #87297 on: October 07, 2015, 11:40:21 am »

Yeah, but movies run for two to two and a half hours. I can finish a novel in that time.

That's literally the reason I don't watch movies.
If it's a good movie and you have the free time for it, the time investment can easily be worth it. And everything I've heard of Fury Road makes me say you should totally WITNESS IT. I personally haven't WITNESSED IT yet but I'd probably watch it if given the opportunity.
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« Reply #87298 on: October 07, 2015, 11:50:49 am »

Yeah, but movies run for two to two and a half hours. I can finish a novel in that time.

That's literally the reason I don't watch movies.
If it's a good movie and you have the free time for it, the time investment can easily be worth it. And everything I've heard of Fury Road makes me say you should totally WITNESS IT. I personally haven't WITNESSED IT yet but I'd probably watch it if given the opportunity.
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Seriously though, see the movie. I'm not that into movies and I still feel like I must recommend it.
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« Reply #87299 on: October 07, 2015, 11:58:26 am »

Just don't go in expecting some deep drama. It's great entertainment, but incredibly shallow.
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