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[Akura]

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Welp, there you have it. Belts save lives; either seat belts or... seat... belts.

[Ultimuh]

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Some times, it takes some really deep thinking to come up with an idea.
Most people don't like thinking deep. Because it requires too much brainpower for the average person to do so.

[Orange Wizard]

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Some times, it takes some really deep thinking to come up with an idea.
Most people don't like thinking deep. Because it requires too much brainpower for the average person to do so.

Yeah. I mean, have you ever considered that hands are, like, really weird?

[Arx]

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Why the fuck did it take a stoned anon to think of this?

Some times, it takes some really deep thinking to come up with an idea.
Most people don't like thinking deep. Because it requires too much brainpower for the average person to do so.

Yeah. I mean, have you ever considered that hands are, like, really weird?

Yep. And I don't even do drugs!

But then again, I do love drawing, biology, and engineering, so it was inevitable that I'd come to that conclusion.

[BFEL]

EVERY TIME.

How the hell is it that EVERY TIME I download Cataclysm my WinZip trial runs out and I have to uninstall/reinstall the WinZip trial and then redownload Cataclysm.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I'm pretty sure I've never seen a WinZip trial run out when I WASN'T downloading Cataclysm. WTF DOES WINZIP HAVE AGAINST CATACLYSM?

Actually that's inaccurate. I've seen the trial run out when downloading Liberal Crime Squad too, so apparently WinZip just has it in for roguelikes in general.

[scriver]

@Have a Cake and Eat it: It's about holding two ideas at the same time that oppose each other. Cognitive dissonance, I believe the fancy word is. For example, the concurrent opinion that immigrants are both A, All lazy gits who live of benefits and leach our tax money; and B, All taking our jerbs. They can't do both at the same time. The opinion holder wants to both have (keep) his cake and eat it.

[wobbly]

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.

You could just get 2 cakes though. As long as you replace the cake as quick as you eat it, you can have cake & eat it all the time.

[Flying Dice]

"Same difference" is dumb, but to have cake implies eating it. You can't eat a cake twice, which is why people can't have their cake (i.e. eat it) and then proceed to eat it too.

You could just get 2 cakes though. As long as you replace the cake as quick as you eat it, you can have cake & eat it all the time.

And then post on tumblr about how it's not your fault that you're fat.

[Arx]

In a strangely apropos turn of events, my metabolism has decided that today sweet foods are going to be positively nauseating. Well, okay. Go me?

[MagmaMcFry]

EVERY TIME.

How the hell is it that EVERY TIME I download Cataclysm my WinZip trial runs out and I have to uninstall/reinstall the WinZip trial and then redownload Cataclysm.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I'm pretty sure I've never seen a WinZip trial run out when I WASN'T downloading Cataclysm. WTF DOES WINZIP HAVE AGAINST CATACLYSM?

Actually that's inaccurate. I've seen the trial run out when downloading Liberal Crime Squad too, so apparently WinZip just has it in for roguelikes in general.

Have you considered installing 7Zip instead?

[Reelya]

Yeah, "WinZip". There's your problem. Get a totally free uncrippled one like mentioned above. Nobody should be using WinZip post about 1995. And if you're in 1995, the only reason to use WinZip is because there's nothing else

[Yoink]

Weirdly enough, Winzip (which came installed on this computer) actually hasn't been giving me any shit.
It works just fine and hasn't mentioned a trial at all. On my old computer it was a pain in the arse and I used 7Zip instead.

[Aklyon]

Still, it has the potential to act up. 7zip more reliable.

[Yoink]

Yeah... but for some reason 7Zip refuses to work properly on this laptop.
Then again, I am still running Windows 8. I really should get around to updating now that I'm home again.

[Reelya]

http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/winrar-winzip-7-zip-magicrar,3436-7.html

On a bunch of tests, 7zip's custom format is both more compact, and runs faster than either WinZip or WinRar. 7zip also makes zip files which are generally a little smaller than WinZip. So it beats WinZip at being WinZip basically, even if you never use the 7zip format.

Are you sure you have the right version for your operating system (32bit vs 64bit 7zip)?