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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86115 on: September 20, 2015, 02:55:46 pm »
I doubt spehss actually cares enough to change it.

Hell... I would love having a number like that. :D
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86116 on: September 20, 2015, 03:04:33 pm »
Quote from: Descan on September 20, 2015, 02:55:46 pm
I doubt spehss actually cares enough to change it.

Hell... I would love having a number like that. :D
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« Reply #86117 on: September 20, 2015, 03:06:17 pm »
So far, this entire page.
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« Reply #86118 on: September 20, 2015, 05:49:05 pm »
Courtesy of somewhere in the upper boards, I learned about snails' love darts.
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« Reply #86119 on: September 20, 2015, 06:25:33 pm »
I assume that's something to do with snails ballistically launching their penises.
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« Reply #86120 on: September 20, 2015, 06:29:58 pm »
No, they're more like mollusk roofies. They inject each other with drugs that stop them from digesting sperm instead of fertilising eggs with it. Because apparently slugs have a special system for digesting sperm cells.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #86121 on: September 20, 2015, 06:49:04 pm »
Now that's ballisdicks
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« Reply #86122 on: September 20, 2015, 06:54:35 pm »
Nah, they're contact shot, not actually fired over a distance. No ballistics involved, just sperm digestion-inhibiting pile driving. Unless they miss or it passes through or somethin', I'unno.
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« Reply #86123 on: September 20, 2015, 06:55:22 pm »
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« Reply #86124 on: September 20, 2015, 06:55:56 pm »
look, it is by definition not a dart if it's not a projectile
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« Reply #86125 on: September 20, 2015, 06:59:11 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on September 20, 2015, 06:55:56 pm
look, it is by definition not a dart if it's not a projectile

It is technically fired, just at point blank range. It gets left jammed in/through the mollusc's mate after the mating is ended and has to be regrown. Often it misses or stabs something important, 'cause snails suck at aiming.
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« Reply #86126 on: September 20, 2015, 07:18:41 pm »
So is a bee's stinger fired too?
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« Reply #86127 on: September 20, 2015, 07:20:38 pm »
No, the bee's stinger remains the same relative to the bee's abdomen.
The love dart is fired in the same sense as a bolt gun is fired.
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« Reply #86128 on: September 20, 2015, 07:22:36 pm »
Okay, that makes more sense.
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« Reply #86129 on: September 20, 2015, 11:48:35 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on September 20, 2015, 06:55:56 pm
look, it is by definition not a dart if it's not a projectile

well then what are all these things in my clothes?
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