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[Akura]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Paz is actually older than she looks, she's babyfaced and petite. This is actually a significant point.

Also wait till you get the date with Miller. Play that fuckboy like a damn fiddle.

Spoiler: I know about (click to show/hide)

What Paz does in the end, because I browsed the TvTropes page as the credits rolled. I thought that was the end of the game. Silly me.

The fact remains that Snake/Big Boss does not know this at this point, meaning he's knowingly having a sexual encounter with what he believes to be a 16-year-old girl.

I too know about the Kaz date as well. I will play that fuckboy like a fiddle, believe me.

[TempAcc]

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Well, 16 is actualy legal age in many places, but ye, its kiiiiiinda creepy. Not as creepy as the whole rape thing with Chico seeing all of it, and almost being forced to partake in it, though. I mean, apart from the inherent rape squick, just how old was Chico at that time?

[Owlga]

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Well, 16 is actualy legal age in many places, but ye, its kiiiiiinda creepy. Not as creepy as the whole rape thing with Chico seeing all of it, and almost being forced to partake in it, though. I mean, apart from the inherent rape squick, just how old was Chico at that time?

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ALMOST? He did it. At that he did it because otherwise he was next on the non-consensual gangbang train. And he was 13 at that time apparently. Or around it. Then he clearly gets tortured himself afterwards so for all we know skullfaces men had a turn at him too anyway.

[Akura]

Spoiler: Now I'm looking at the default Co-Op Comms menu (click to show/hide)

Oh dear.

(Apparently, the Comms are needed to get an S-Rank on the date missions.)

[TempAcc]

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Well, 16 is actualy legal age in many places, but ye, its kiiiiiinda creepy. Not as creepy as the whole rape thing with Chico seeing all of it, and almost being forced to partake in it, though. I mean, apart from the inherent rape squick, just how old was Chico at that time?

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ALMOST? He did it. At that he did it because otherwise he was next on the non-consensual gangbang train. And he was 13 at that time apparently. Or around it. Then he clearly gets tortured himself afterwards so for all we know skullfaces men had a turn at him too anyway.

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Huh, guess I misinterpreted the tapes then, reading the wiki article on it now. Welp.

[BFEL]

ALL Y'ALL BITCHES WHO CHANGE YOUR NAMES NEED TO HAVE NAMETAGS WITH THE HISTORY OR SOME SHIT.
FUCK.

For more information on this WTF, follow the link:

I DON'T KNOW WHO ANYONE IS ANYMORE

[TheBiggerFish]

I took the color test thing that's on BFEL's linked page.
SCARILY ACCURATE.
SCARILY, SCARILY ACCURATE.
I mean, not to steal someone else's line, but it is CREEPY how like me this profile sounded and I'm reasonably sure there's witchcraft or something involved.
I mean, seriously, [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ing CREEPILY ACCURATE.
*shivers*

[BFEL]

I took the color test thing that's on BFEL's linked page.
SCARILY ACCURATE.
SCARILY, SCARILY ACCURATE.
I mean, not to steal someone else's line, but it is CREEPY how like me this profile sounded and I'm reasonably sure there's witchcraft or something involved.
I mean, seriously, [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ing CREEPILY ACCURATE.
*shivers*

Indeed, did the same with me.

[Yoink]

So apparently, in the current version of DF, if you order your dwarves to attack a lone caravan guard, you can kill them without their allies lifting a finger to help. It's pretty exploity, but this is just what I need so that my fledgling military can kill these greedy little shits who tried to rip me off whilst trading...

Decent weapons and armour, here we come!

[Tawa]

best greentext copypasta ever

[Bohandas]

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Well, 16 is actualy legal age in many places,

And even it being that high is just to please all the bible grippers and busybodies. It could easily be taken down another year.

That's like saying Shakespeare has been forgotten because the bible is just so much more popular.

This is offtopic, but we need more Bible-to-stage play adaptations in the vein of Jesus Chrisr Superstar.

I'd pay to see the lord fail to drive out the men of the plains because of their iron chariots

[Orange Wizard]

And even it being that high is just to please all the bible grippers and busybodies. It could easily be taken down another year.

Yeah I don't think that's a good idea.

[BFEL]

And even it being that high is just to please all the bible grippers and busybodies. It could easily be taken down another year.

Yeah I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not?

[BlackFlyme]

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Not good for kids to be having kids.

[Neonivek]

You know it is weird but probably one of my favorite interpretations of merpeople came from Fairly Odd Parents. If only because when Timmy revealed to them that "Humans eat fish!" their response was "So do we!"

I mean seriously... Merpeople pretty much HAVE to eat fish... and if not they definitely see fish eat other fish. Heck every underwater mammal eats fish. It actually bugs me every single time a mermaid or merman goes "You eat fish? You monster!". At least in Ariel's case she wasn't against the eating of fish (people gotta eat)