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[FearfulJesuit]

Why is Google giving me ads for a site where I can "become Jewish online at your own pace"?

[Frumple]

Presumably to aid you in wooing all the fine jewish ladies (or lads, I guess) around you?

[TempAcc]

Get yourself a sweet, sweet circumcision (online, at your own pace).

[NJW2000]

You can burn yourself out so quickly with those DIY Judaism entry books, you've gotta learn to pace youself or do it online.

[Graknorke]

I read a thread on /biz one time where a guy wanted to become Jewish so that he could get in on networking opportunities. IDK if that's what the advert was aiming for but there's reasons.

[NJW2000]

My wtf: the amont one can totally forget everything one knows about go, and the speed at which one gets better.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I wish the "slice of life" genre was more populated.
The Sims 3 is probably one of my favourite games, even with all its glaring faults- there are just no better alternatives that fill the same niche as far as I am aware.

Bingo. At least The Sims 3's towns looked and felt like people could exist there.

[SealyStar]

I read a thread on /biz one time where a guy wanted to become Jewish so that he could get in on networking opportunities. IDK if that's what the advert was aiming for but there's reasons.

/biz/ or /pol/?

Suddenly I'm trying to imagine what reasons a /pol/ack would give for becoming a Jew. "Infiltration" or something.

[Bohandas]

I read a thread on /biz one time where a guy wanted to become Jewish so that he could get in on networking opportunities. IDK if that's what the advert was aiming for but there's reasons.

There was a Seinfeld episode like that, only in the Seinfeld episode the guy became Jewish so that he could tell jokes about Jewish stereotypes without being condemned

[Rolan7]

There was also an episode of Orange is the New Black where a bunch of prisoners did that because the kosher food was better.  They actually explored it past one episode though, as a side thing.  Was kinda neat.

[BlackFlyme]

My nan called customer support for her internet provider because she forgot her wifi password. Their response was to ask her to turn her router off and back on again, and try connecting then.

They then proceeded to give her the wrong SSID, and wasted a ton of time because there is no network in the area with the same name as what she was told. Then given her a password and told her to try it on every possible network. Then we found a sticker on the side of her router that had all the info she was looking for.


Elections for something. I'm not sure what, as the signs don't say. All of the signs have "re-elect X" on them. Either they all won at one point, or someone's lying. A large number of one runner's signs have been defaced to remove the "re-" part.

Also, apparently another runner "#fites4u".

[Graknorke]

Someone has been spreading a conspiracy theory that CERN is going to open a portal to hell next week. Some stuff relating to adding locations on Google Maps and then writing about it in the Google reviews.
Why is this even a thing.

[miauw62]

E1M1: CERN Anomaly?

[Teneb]

Someone has been spreading a conspiracy theory that CERN is going to open a portal to hell next week. Some stuff relating to adding locations on Google Maps and then writing about it in the Google reviews.
Why is this even a thing.

I, for one, welcome our new hellspawn overlords.

[scrdest]

Someone has been spreading a conspiracy theory that CERN is going to open a portal to hell next week. Some stuff relating to adding locations on Google Maps and then writing about it in the Google reviews.
Why is this even a thing.

It's not even a new conspiracy theory, it's an old one that's been updated.