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[Arx]

And though I could not drown, I learned what it was to suffer life as an eight-legged tuna. French jokes will never be the same again

It's improving, although I don't have a large enough base for it to not completely lift sections.

Fakedit:

You're going to run into the right question; not whether you can, but whether you should. 30,000 shitposts over 4 years in several writing styles; magma spam, ebin mems, hitler face stabs and apparently fabulous barons and parliament. Such a concoction would be poisonous.

I've manually excised the ravenmurder posts for being to big for the sample size. I was going to hack ParisBre's thread downloader to get all your posts, but it doesn't like my Eclipse, so you live unincriminated for now.

[Yoink]

I was trying to be really nice this morning, going out to have breakfast with my mother, not saying anything to piss her off.
It seemed like it was going pretty well, we were getting along better than usual... and then all of a sudden she freaked the fuck out and stormed off. Now I'm left alone with my hangover, with no money and no breakfast. I'm hungry and was quite looking forward to some soup or somesuch.

[smjjames]

More of a 'huh???' than a wtf, the Europol thread got locked. Didn't seem like there was anything lock worthy, besides a slightly heated argument, but nobody was throwing insults or anything.

[Yoink]

If those weren't insults being thrown around, they were pretty dang close.
From what I saw, anyway- I just had a glance when I saw it was locked. Perhaps the more abrasive posts have been excised. 

[smjjames]

It did look like things needed to cool off a bit though.....

[Loud Whispers]

I was gonna post how old the Queen is as well, shame that

[LordSlowpoke]

some people just can't take their bants

also the queen will live to be 420 years old and someone'll blaze her to death

calling it now

[Yoink]

My bartender last night looked like Ray Romano. It was weird.

[Bouchart]

An alternative medicine conference has ended in chaos in Germany after dozens of delegates took a LSD-like drug and started suffering from hallucinations.

[Graknorke]

How could you fuck up homeopathy bad enough to get high? It shouldn't be that hard to not ingest any active ingredients.

[GiglameshDespair]

They were trying to only give themselves a small dose, clearly.

[Baffler]

An alternative medicine conference has ended in chaos in Germany after dozens of delegates took a LSD-like drug and started suffering from hallucinations.

The [homeopathy practicioners], aged between 24 and 56, were found suffering from delusions

Hehehe...

Edit: Also,

Torsten Passie, a member of the German government’s expert commission for narcotics, told NDR: “It must have been a multiple overdose. That does not support the view that the people concerned took the hallucinogen knowingly.

“One has to assume that people were not told about the substance, its effects and risks before taking it.”

This phrase would never in a million years have been uttered, or even considered, by a DEA spokesperson. I wonder what will come of this?

[Bohandas]

An alternative medicine conference has ended in chaos in Germany after dozens of delegates took a LSD-like drug and started suffering from hallucinations.

How could anyone tell the difference?

[Neonivek]

Ohhh Homeopathy...

My biggest issue with Alternative Medicine is simply thus: For every single thing it can actually do, there are ten more it says it can do but it cannot.

[Bohandas]

More of a 'huh???' than a wtf, the Europol thread got locked. Didn't seem like there was anything lock worthy

There never is. The cause is always a mystery.