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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83025 on: August 12, 2015, 02:57:30 pm »

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No seriously WTF was that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83026 on: August 12, 2015, 02:59:07 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83027 on: August 12, 2015, 03:06:10 pm »

Walk by TV, dude on show enthusiastically shouts, "Grandma's a prostitute!"

A'ight then.

Just... yeah. Turned TV off. Kept walking.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83028 on: August 12, 2015, 03:28:23 pm »

It was probably Judge Judy, and they were just getting to the juicy bit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83029 on: August 12, 2015, 03:36:18 pm »

Family feud, actually.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83030 on: August 12, 2015, 03:40:14 pm »

Sounds less family feud and more family Freud

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83031 on: August 12, 2015, 03:45:12 pm »

Ah, Steve Harvey-era, I'll bet. The game show where if the question doesn't have innuendo, you're not actually watching the show.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83032 on: August 12, 2015, 03:56:25 pm »

Yeah, looks like it, checking to see who the zog that is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83033 on: August 12, 2015, 05:08:38 pm »

Client unhappy with the boxes. We didn't fill them right. The stickers were supposed to be face-down, damnit, and now we have to open all of the boxes and fix it by hand.

That's not what I was told though. I was told to go and "flip the boxes upside-down". Now, I'm a dumb-fucker, and take things ultra-literally. I can barely get jokes most of the damn time, and even then it was because I have to try not to be literal. So I took my stupid ass down to the back of the warehouse, grabbed an empty skid, and started flipping the boxes from the full skid to the empty one, placing them upside down. Because I took "flip the boxes upside-down" literally, and not as they meant, which was "empty the boxes, then refill them the way the client wants".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83034 on: August 12, 2015, 05:29:50 pm »

.... Why would it matter if the stickers are face-down though????
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83035 on: August 12, 2015, 05:33:18 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83036 on: August 12, 2015, 05:39:57 pm »

.... Why would it matter if the stickers are face-down though????

The paper was slightly curly. Face-down helps prevent curling. Supposedly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83037 on: August 12, 2015, 05:56:22 pm »

Would that actually be any different from turning the entire box upside down though? And I think your interpretation of the instruction is perfectly valid, "flip the boxes upside-down" sounds like a straightforward instruction to me. You take the box and then flip it upside down. There's no reason why anyone would read sticker-related implications into that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83038 on: August 12, 2015, 05:58:20 pm »

Aside from the labels on the box being upside-down, no difference.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #83039 on: August 12, 2015, 06:09:22 pm »

The paper was slightly curly. Face-down helps prevent curling. Supposedly.
It... would? For like, the top layer, and nothing else. Slightly. Assuming there's layers. Something on top of it would do the same thing, and probably better.
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