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[Gunner-Chan]

since coffee tastes worse than ass :V

You're not even human anymore.

[Frumple]

If being able to stomach that foulness is a mark of humanity, I will happily throw off the chains of mankind and stride forth under a new, less horrific, banner.

Maybe water, I'unno. Water is good.

[Graknorke]

Frumple, if you do not ally yourself with the Tea nations then you're putting yourself at great risk. Coffee drinkers know no mercy.

[Eric Blank]

Don't worry, I can't stand coffee either. Or alcohol. Or tea. Or anything involving grapes or cherries or, especially, artificial cherry flavoring, which makes me physically ill.

So basically it's milk, orange juice, water, and sodas.

[TD1]

Coffee is disgusting, it is true.

Raise a new banner over your head, Frumple, bearing the tea leaves of freedom. We shall march triumphant.

Don't worry, I can't stand coffee either. Or alcohol. Or tea. Or anything involving grapes or cherries or, especially, artificial cherry flavoring, which makes me physically ill.

So basically it's milk, orange juice, water, and sodas.

For the most part, same, though under some circumstances I like a mug of tea. Not often though.

[Frumple]

Frumple, if you do not ally yourself with the Tea nations then you're putting yourself at great risk. Coffee drinkers know no mercy.

Mate, I can't really drink caffeine anymore, and decaffeinated anything is heresy. The tea nations get no support, either. Water uber alles! Or something along those lines, anyway.

Though yeah, taste wise tea wins out. You can do a lot more with it, too, for what it's worth to someone that can't afford to drink it.

[Egan_BW]

Coffee FTW.

But if we're not supposed to drink coffee at 8 PM, why does it taste so good when curled up with a good book?

It's message from reality that we really shouldn't be in such a hurry in the morning.

[Orange Wizard]

Raise a new banner over your heads, everyone, bearing the tea leaves of freedom. We shall march triumphant.

[Calidovi]

Raise a new banner over your heads, everyone, bearing the tea leaves of freedom. We shall march triumphant.

Do tea leaves of freedom lead to chopped eyelids?

[Orange Wizard]

Only if you make enough eyelid tea for the rest of us.

[Helgoland]

Raise a new banner over your heads, everyone, bearing the tea leaves of freedom. We shall march triumphant.

Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons!
Qu’un café impur
Abreuve nos sillons!

[Frumple]

... gods, now I'm wondering what exactly would happen if you tried to make meat tea. Thin slivers of flesh -- "leaves" -- boiled until they lose cohesion and infuse the water. Sounds like it would taste absolutely horrible and probably have a consistency and texture that could only be termed "abomination", but...

Then again, that's not too far off from broth, is it? Hrm.

[Calidovi]

... gods, now I'm wondering what exactly would happen if you tried to make meat tea. Thin slivers of flesh -- "leaves" -- boiled until they lose cohesion and infuse the water. Sounds like it would taste absolutely horrible and probably have a consistency and texture that could only be termed "abomination", but...

Then again, that's not too far off from broth, is it? Hrm.

No I mean because Buddha or some monk tried to focus and chopped off his eyelids to force him to stay awake. These eyelids fell to the ground and formed the first tea plants.

[Frumple]

... which is fine, but it has me thinking of cat eyelid tea. Or dog, I guess. Something that can't run away fast enough. I guess the closest that's easily commercially available would be non-fried chicken skin? Something to think about, anyway.

Thinking beyond the immediate thought, though, I'm now pretty sure it'd just be broth. Which is okay. Broth is nice. Then again, they do make tea infused chicken, iirc, so I guess the next logical step would be brew tea in broth? Think you'd have to be pretty careful about what sort of tea you used. Doesn't sound like a taste combination that would be easy to achieve.

[Calidovi]

... which is fine, but it has me thinking of cat eyelid tea. Or dog, I guess. Something that can't run away fast enough. I guess the closest that's easily commercially available would be non-fried chicken skin? Something to think about, anyway.

Thinking beyond the immediate thought, though, I'm now pretty sure it'd just be broth. Which is okay. Broth is nice. Then again, they do make tea infused chicken, iirc, so I guess the next logical step would be brew tea in broth? Think you'd have to be pretty careful about what sort of tea you used. Doesn't sound like a taste combination that would be easy to achieve.

Yak butter tea is present.