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[Bouchart]

To be fair I can't read Thai either.

[Eric Blank]

I give the horses their hay, spread out in six individual piles. The gelding chases the girls away from the first five piles, and now refuses to do anyhing but stalk over to the last one and attempt to chase them off. Won't eat, just gets all pissy when I tell him off.
He's not fucking hungry, let alone starving. Hes scrawny because he enjoys beating up the girls when theyre eating than he enjoys eating. Wtf. And here I keep hearing lectures about how hard it is to keep his weight up.

Also, water I just got out of the jug tastes like soapy dishwater or something.

[Owlga]

Gunner-chan has eaten SO MUCH food today.

I swear, everything she eats goes into her boobs or something.

[Eric Blank]

Is this a bad time to point out that a large portion of the flesh of a woman's breasts is fat? It could literally be going to her boobs.

Fed the piggy. Gelding goes over there and stands at the fence where the pasture and pen meet and starts stomping and snorting at her. Apparently the pig isn't allowed to eat either?

[RedKing]

Is this a bad time to point out that a large portion of the flesh of a woman's breasts is fat? It could literally be going to her boobs.

Fed the piggy. Gelding goes over there and stands at the fence where the pasture and pen meet and starts stomping and snorting at her. Apparently the pig isn't allowed to eat either?

No, he's just mad because *somebody* has testicles.

[Frumple]

... shouldn't it be bothering things with testicles, then?

[Rolan7]

Gunner-chan has eaten SO MUCH food today.

I swear, everything she eats goes into her boobs or something.

Okay so Gunner-chan is a giant, fierce but sensitive, muscular scarred badass who welds shit for fun.
I would so be her friend, I like big tough friends.

I haven't gotten past track 2 of this but apparently this guy REALLY doesn't like birds.  NSFW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-29HEpdpYA&list=PL7CE65E16B050C578&index=1

[RedKing]

Maybe it's not a very smart horse?

[hops]

It could be actually snorting at Eric, unless Eric is an eunuch.

[Owlga]

Okay so Gunner-chan is a giant, fierce but sensitive, muscular scarred badass who welds shit for fun.
I would so be her friend, I like big tough friends.

Well I wouldn't call her exactly overtly tough, though she can be.

Also when she was working on her sword and the battery she tried wiring up exploded, it caused the funny scene of her sister yelling at her like she was crazy and Gunner-chan just not even really noticing parts of her face were still smoking.

[Eric Blank]

It could be actually snorting at Eric, unless Eric is an eunuch.

He does plenty of that, too. And no, I'm not. It is indeed a stupid horse, who is also an asshole. A lazy ex-racehorse. Ex because he's a lazy ill-tempered bastard who was bound for the slaughter house. Technically, only one of them wasn't adopted out of the slaughter house auctions, but only technically because that's where she would have wound up if nobody bought her. Cheap was the key word in finding horses for mom. Now we just need to convince her to STOP BUYING HORSES!!!

Also, g-chan totally gets extra badass points either way. Still, punch her if she doesn't use face protection next time.

[Bauglir]

Still, punch her if she doesn't use face protection next time.

I can't help but feel that if she's tanking battery explosions, that won't be much of a deterrent.

[Owlga]

I think unless I punched her in the boob or something I'd likely break my fist.

[Frumple]

Maybe instead of punch, throw small animals? Cats make for amazingly distracting projectiles.

[Trapezohedron]

So, throw cats into boobs? Okay.