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[Dutrius]

Why not just petition for a law that declares vampires illegal aliens, i.e. uninvited to your home?

Or country. Vote UKIP, stop Lithuanian Communist Vampires with AIDs coming into our country, outdoing us at our jobs and abusing our health systems...

Draining the NHS's blood banks, no wonder we have a shortage... Biting into blood oranges and necktarines without paying for them...

Hmm... does the sea count as running water?

[NJW2000]

You could do it with boroughs, counties, states, toilets, etc. Basically screw life up for those emo douches that drink peoples blood.

[wierd]

Eventually, they would all have to move to Best Korea.

Maybe that is why their press keeps reporting supernatural entity sightings?

[scrdest]

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

I guess you could get a bunker and read books. Or this.

So... be a stereotypical NEET, except immortal and undead.

[NJW2000]

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

I guess you could get a bunker and read books. Or this.

So... be a stereotypical NEET, except immortal.

FTFY

[Fniff]

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

I guess you could get a bunker and read books. Or this.

So... be a stereotypical NEET, except immortal and undead.

Makes sense. I'm not sure why modern vampires are suave clubhoppers, vampirism is more of a hinderance in that area. Whilst NEETs get the biggest benefit from it.

[BlackFlyme]

So much construction going on.

Lanes are blocked off and there are massive lineups because dicks in the free lanes aren't letting others have room to change lanes.

[NJW2000]

You aren't typing from your car are you

[Arcvasti]

What would you guys actually do all day if you were immortal  vampires that couldn't cross a threshold, be in the light of day, go near running water, and other myths?

Mostly what I usually do, which is stay inside reading/playing vidya games/watching animus most of the time and only venture outside with basically my entire body covered in unseasonably warm attire. Maybe I'd get myself a hijab or something similar that covers my entire body and say that removing it is against my religion? I usually don't enter people's houses or similar without an invitation anyways. Not sure what I'd do for blood though. Vampiric domination my way into a blood bank? Drain it from recently dead people who don't need it anymore? I'd also only be able to cross the huge river bisecting the city I live in when its frozen, which is only like half the year, so that could be annoying.

EDIT: Maybe we should make a thread? Bay12 Vampirism Strategy Thread or somesuch?

[Fniff]

Supernatural Strategy Thread. What would you do if you were a [supernatural creature of the week].

[Calidovi]

Supernatural Strategy Thread. What would you do if you were a [supernatural creature of the week].

What would you do if you were a monster girl.

[kilakan]

Sit provocatively in the woods and eat people who get too close?

[Calidovi]

Sit provocatively in the woods and eat people who get too close?

Wow, you read my mind.

[NJW2000]

Supernatural Strategy Thread. What would you do if you were a [supernatural creature of the week].

Could be fun. What would you guys do if you were a minotaur/ess?

[Eric Blank]

I'd have to get a bigger car...