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[Tawa]

But then you could run a gorillion instances of Dr simultaneously!

What, Surgeon Simulator 2013 or something?

[Eric Blank]

Fucking autocorrect. Foiled again.
I meant dwarf fortress.

[Rolan7]

And then greatorder sets the world record with 1.3 exafaps.

The Chinese are rumored to be working on their own furious fapper, to avoid what one analyst termed "the fap gap".

They need it, with that gender ratio.
Which is... uh... hm.  I know the single-child program is relatively recent, but the gender ratio there isn't *as* crazy as I thought.  Google "china gender ratio".

Although that still indicates a *very* significant number of girls being "culled", which pisses me off.
Also I have no idea how Google arrives at "108" as the gender ratio.  I can't even discern what they *mean* by that.  It's certainly not the fucking gender ratio!

[Rose]

Yeah, India had to criminalize pre-birth sex determination, because of exactly that reason.

[Helgoland]

108:100

And anyone who's not against abortions in principle must have a helluva time justifying their contempt for the practice, since any valid argument that is consistent with their other convictions must be fairly abstract.

[Tack]

Difference between "it's a girl, drown it"
And
"It's a bat-thing. Terminate it"


108 Chinese to each Tibetan.
#shotsfired #onafiringline #verdictguilty #crimeofusinghashtags #sentencedeath

[Frumple]

The Chinese are rumored to be working on their own furious fapper, to avoid what one analyst termed "the fap gap".

... y'know, thinking on it, china actually involves a great deal of... that. I wonder if there's some way to exploit that as a resource. I mean, we sometimes use other emissions as fertilizer or explosives or whatev', so obviously repurposing things is a thing, but I don't think we've gone after the fappening. And now I'm faintly curious if we could, and through what means...

[Lord Shonus]

Windows 10 will not install on my desktop. My shitty laptop? Fine, just spend an hour downloading it, and I'm done in 15 minutes or so. Desktop? Installer crashes just before the actual install starts, then crashes again immediately after redownloading everything (I'm currently downloading for the fourth time), and no telling if it's going to work this time.



(any cultist chiming in with "use Linux" or "buy a mac" will gain my absoulute hatred until the end of time.)

[Frumple]

... what about "Use a tablet instead"?

[Rose]

Windows 10 will not install on my desktop. My shitty laptop? Fine, just spend an hour downloading it, and I'm done in 15 minutes or so. Desktop? Installer crashes just before the actual install starts, then crashes again immediately after redownloading everything (I'm currently downloading for the fourth time), and no telling if it's going to work this time.



(any cultist chiming in with "use Linux" or "buy a mac" will gain my absoulute hatred until the end of time.)

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

[Eric Blank]

There are these tiny, tiny little long and slender black-speckled bugs all over the place. Theyre not fleas or any other common pest that I recognize. But when they get on my skin and crawl around, it hurts. Itchy, yes, but also vaguely painful, like being poked with thorny brush. How can something so miniscule be so irritating!?

[Rolan7]

(any cultist chiming in with "use Linux" or "buy a mac" will gain my absoulute hatred until the end of time.)

use windows 2000

[Calidovi]

I've been reading up on dolphin rape cases.

Should I be scared to ever go in deep water?

[hops]

I think I'm slowly turning into an anti-capitalist nihilist.

Help how do I remove these edges.

I've been reading up on dolphin rape cases.

Should I be scared to ever go in deep water?

Buy water-soluble mace.
Or get them non-soluble, so you can actually club the dolphins.

[Tawa]

dolphin rape

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