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[nenjin]

I think I now need to call in Exterminatus on my own eyeballs.

[Neonivek]

My Birthday is a lot like Christmas

Even though it is consistently bad every year... I still love it.

[majikero]

I have gazed into madness and its called Strawberry Cubes. Warning to epilepsy people.

[Levi]

I found a big carpenter ant on my floor last night.  I thought maybe my goldfish would like to eat it, so I tossed him into my aquaponics setup.  I was trying to attract my goldfishies attention to it by swishing around the water near it, but then the ant sank.   

I figured oh well, I guess the fish will eat him, or he'll rot and provide some nutrients.  I went to read comics for the next hour and when I was about to turn off the light, I noticed the poor guy must have resurfaced and was still swimming like mad.  I suddenly felt terrible that I've forced this poor ant to swim through goldfish infested waters for over an hour!   

So I got a piece of cardboard and fished him out.  He just sorta sat there all tuckered out.  I went to bed and the next morning he was gone, so I guess he was at least semi-okay after the ordeal.

The WTF is I really shouldn't feel bad for ants. 

[BlackFlyme]

The gearshift in my mom's car makes horrible screeching noises. Has for months.

Finally asked why, and I found out that it started after my mom caught that bitch of a coworker sliding coins down into it. Fucking psycho.

[Graknorke]

I'm surprised people don't try to fuck me around as much as they do (which is basically never). It's downright embarrassing how quickly I fold under a bit of positive encouragement and reassurance.

[Helgoland]

I'm surprised people don't try to fuck me as much as they do (which is basically never). It's downright embarrassing how quickly I fold under a bit of positive encouragement and reassurance.

What I read.

[Graknorke]

Yeah it could read like that pretty easily couldn't it. That one doesn't surprise me too much because I seem to be surrounded by people much more attractive and charismatic than myself.
I meant "fuck around with" more in the sense of "take advantage of".

[Orange Wizard]

Finally asked why, and I found out that it started after my mom caught that bitch of a coworker sliding coins down into it. Fucking psycho.

What the actual fuck

[Graknorke]

Finally asked why, and I found out that it started after my mom caught that bitch of a coworker sliding coins down into it. Fucking psycho.

What the actual fuck

Why does your mum even tolerate her. Is there some sort of debt that the thinks she owes her or something?

[Gunner-Chan]

Everything I've heard about that person makes me suspect they're one of a handful of people the entire planet would be better off without.

[BlackFlyme]

She feels bad for her coworker, because the coworker is a single mother (and a terrible one at that), and owns a house on her own.

Bitch should be thrown to the curb. Lies, doesn't work, and talks shit. Never pays a penny towards taking care of their work car, which is also my mom's car, or towards supplies.

My mom thinks that she found out why her coworker smells. It's her wig. She forgot it one day, and my mom couldn't smell anything until her coworker asked to be brought home to fetch the thing. She never cleans that wig. Full of stains and looks like a rat nest, but she (sometimes) claims that its her real hair, and is better than other peoples' hair. Other times she has plenty of excuses for why she has a wig. Ranging from it being a family trait to her having a type of cancer that makes hair fall out.

We think she may be a compulsive liar, but my mom can't seem to wrap her mind around the idea that people can even tell lies in the first place. She often asks others why people lie.

[nenjin]

She forgot it one day, and my mom couldn't smell anything until her coworker asked to be brought home to fetch the thing. She never cleans that wig. Full of stains and looks like a rat nest

Nastiest thing I've heard all week, I think.

[Orange Wizard]

Almost put me off my breakfast.

[Frumple]

... at least it's a wig instead of just her hair.