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[Egan_BW]

Yeah, I'm not sure I agree with '5 Nights at Freddy's is simple to make'
It may be a simple game, but it isn't that simple to make
On the basis that games are generally not simple to make, speaking from experience
Experience being 'made a few crappy unreleased games'
Besides, the only person with the authority to say that is Scott himself

Yeah, I'm not saying its badly or lazily made. Just that compared to most other games that take upwards of a year to make, he's made four in less then a year.

[Flying Dice]

You know... there is just something just so wrong about breasts that grow when someone breathes.

but I have to hand it to them... it is incredibly distracting >_< so I can't say their advertisements are ignorable.

What? How? Are they like part bird? Extra lung cavities?

No, no. It's that thing where, when people breath, they only inflate part of their lungs or whatever, so their chest expands. The way that's apparently healthier is to breath fully from the diaphragm, which will make your stomach expand instead. Or something.

It is something that either bad art does (they don't know how to reasonably animate a person breathing and thus they make the chest grow, and thus the boobs grow)

Or it is also done with sexual art, especially for online advertisements.

Oh, you mean like this? Heh. Shitty browser games, you so silly.

[SealyStar]

Yeah, I'm not sure I agree with '5 Nights at Freddy's is simple to make'
It may be a simple game, but it isn't that simple to make
On the basis that games are generally not simple to make, speaking from experience
Experience being 'made a few crappy unreleased games'
Besides, the only person with the authority to say that is Scott himself

Yeah, I'm not saying its badly or lazily made. Just that compared to most other games that take upwards of a year to make, he's made four in less then a year.

It's the Assassin's Creed of the indie sphere.

[Arcvasti]

You know... there is just something just so wrong about breasts that grow when someone breathes.

but I have to hand it to them... it is incredibly distracting >_< so I can't say their advertisements are ignorable.

What? How? Are they like part bird? Extra lung cavities?

No, no. It's that thing where, when people breath, they only inflate part of their lungs or whatever, so their chest expands. The way that's apparently healthier is to breath fully from the diaphragm, which will make your stomach expand instead. Or something.

It is something that either bad art does (they don't know how to reasonably animate a person breathing and thus they make the chest grow, and thus the boobs grow)

Or it is also done with sexual art, especially for online advertisements.

Oh, you mean like this? Heh. Shitty browser games, you so silly.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-POORLY IMPLEMENTED BOOBS-

Dear god. I didn't think they'd sunk THAT low. I was wrong. So very wrong.


Actual WTF:

Right now, I've got a whole bunch of sourcebooks open in front of me because I'm typing up an NPC's character sheet for my D & D campaign. I needed to open another sourcebook to find something and instead I clicked on a different tab on my netbook. I'm losing track of what is book and what is not book.

[Tawa]

Oh, you mean like this? Heh. Shitty browser games, you so silly.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-POORLY IMPLEMENTED BOOBS-

Dear god. I didn't think they'd sunk THAT low. I was wrong. So very wrong.

There's worse. That game itself is rated "T" on Newgrounds, but most of its ads say it's 18+ only. Evony doesn't even use period costumes anymore, and you can occasionally see the watermarks on the photos.

[Descan]

Oh, you mean like this? Heh. Shitty browser games, you so silly.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-POORLY IMPLEMENTED BOOBS-

Dear god. I didn't think they'd sunk THAT low. I was wrong. So very wrong.

There's worse. That game itself is rated "T" on Newgrounds, but most of its ads say it's 18+ only. Evony doesn't even use period costumes anymore, and you can occasionally see the watermarks on the photos.

[Flying Dice]

That's bloody amazing.

Also, we don't talk about the E-word. I'd trashtalk that more for stealing most of its assets from AoE II anyways.

[Descan]

Probably just stupid marketers. Though why they're still around after 5+ years if they don't work?

[Rolan7]

@Evony ads
Yeah there are a ton that sink that low or lower.
Also, flip, I have a headache.  From... 13 drinks.  This is probably a bit much even for me, and I usually don't get the hangover at all - much less before sleep.
Guess I'll drink all the water I can stomach while making a video of level 3 of Magic Carpet 2.  My friends dared me, and it's a crappy level anyway - I'm going to put the Beelix level at the front once I complete it.

It's kinda worrisome how not-drunk I feel.  Oh well.  I really have cut back, I just indulged tonight during a FO:NV discussion.

[Orange Wizard]

Probably just stupid marketers. Though why they're still around after 5+ years if they don't work?

They lose points for subtlety.

[Gunner-Chan]

I found out I own over 100 warhammer 40k novels. Thanks to receiving them as gifts a lot.

Wh.... Whu.... What? ... WHAT?!

[Sirus]

Clearly you are blessed by the God-Emperor himself to have obtained such a bounty.

[Tawa]

Seriously, please size that down.

[Xantalos]

http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/pics/459372.html

Reckon this one's about done as much as it can - I did a few more, I'm gonna edit the links in.

http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/pics/474388.html
Definetely putting you back in

http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/pics/474539.html
I sense good things coming from this - recycling it

http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/pics/474723.html
Whoever said this would do good in the thing was very right. Also putting it back in. 

[Frumple]

Probably just stupid marketers. Though why they're still around after 5+ years if they don't work?

They lose points for subtlety.

They haven't even begun to subtle. Ads are starting to implement HTML 5 videos. And let me just say, html 5 not being recognized as a plug-in or javascript offshoot is one of the most irritating things I've encountered lately. I don't bother with no-script or something, just disable JS and plug-ins when I'm browsing, and those bastard ads get through that. Really need to figure out how to turn html 5 off one of these days. I don't even use the damn stuff, and it's thoroughly annoying at this point.

... also one of the more amusing things about those ads is they often have outright porn versions floating around the frisky bits of the internet. Every once in a while I almost get tempted to try the things out, just to see if they're actually explicit...