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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14925413 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81240 on: July 20, 2015, 10:55:26 am »

I spent two hours flying around with my big ship and a ton of tiny ships that were basically missiles strapped onto an engine. Oneshotting everything gloriously until I met a ship that had apparently 39402 cannons and got within blasting range of me :(
... actually that many cannons, or...?

Because from what I remember of that tech demo thing they released a while back, if they'd upped the block limits since that... could be an accurate count.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81241 on: July 20, 2015, 02:16:15 pm »

I spent two hours flying around with my big ship and a ton of tiny ships that were basically missiles strapped onto an engine. Oneshotting everything gloriously until I met a ship that had apparently 39402 cannons and got within blasting range of me :(
I have a huge ship that is basically just built around shitting out five hundred million tiny 150R gunships. At one point I had 200 of them, with about 10k R between them.
If they get too far away they unload, though, so it's hard to keep over about 180. The only thing they can't beat is those neon green plant sectors.
At the same time, my ship has six shields and four AM cannons, in addition to a number of other guns. So I have quite some dakka myself :P

Only issue is that the game freezes for like five minutes if I accidentally press spacebar when I'm not hovering over an enemy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81242 on: July 20, 2015, 03:41:09 pm »

I spent two hours flying around with my big ship and a ton of tiny ships that were basically missiles strapped onto an engine. Oneshotting everything gloriously until I met a ship that had apparently 39402 cannons and got within blasting range of me :(
I just got that game last night.

I've designed a ship with exactly 50 missile launchers. Since they're the kind that can track targets but low damage, few ships (at my skill-level/size) can get close but those that can destroy it very quickly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81243 on: July 20, 2015, 05:23:52 pm »

http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/pics/272245.html

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81244 on: July 20, 2015, 05:27:47 pm »

Spoiler: mine's also finished (click to show/hide)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81245 on: July 20, 2015, 05:31:13 pm »

-snop-
Whoa.
Vengeful animal spirit of doom.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81246 on: July 20, 2015, 05:31:46 pm »

Baleful Strix?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81247 on: July 20, 2015, 05:53:58 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81248 on: July 20, 2015, 07:34:22 pm »

I just learned that, due to scheduled time travel shenanigans, I'm going to miss September 24th in its entirety.
For some reason this makes me rather excited. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81249 on: July 20, 2015, 07:36:44 pm »

How long do they usually take to be done, without letting them borrow your CPU?

EDIT: Nevermind, it finished int he last ~15 minutes:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81250 on: July 20, 2015, 08:33:54 pm »

I just learned that, due to scheduled time travel shenanigans, I'm going to miss September 24th in its entirety.
For some reason this makes me rather excited.

Sep 24 is a pretty crappy day anyway. You won't miss it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81251 on: July 20, 2015, 08:36:52 pm »

I wanna bully the submarine.

Why do I wanna bully the submarine.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81252 on: July 20, 2015, 09:08:19 pm »

I wanna bully the submarine.

Why do I wanna bully the submarine.
Why do I want to see this video on Youtube or something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81253 on: July 20, 2015, 09:13:23 pm »

I wanna bully the submarine.

Why do I wanna bully the submarine.
Why do I want to see this video on Youtube or something.

Just so you know she means a shipgirl submarine.

She wants to bully the cute little girl.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81254 on: July 20, 2015, 09:14:50 pm »

I wanna bully the submarine.

Why do I wanna bully the submarine.
Why do I want to see this video on Youtube or something.
No, this is obviously a metaphor for something that wouldn't be allowed on youtube, you just need to say it with the right inflection.

I want to bully the submarine. *eyebrow wiggle* *arm nudge* *arm nudge* Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

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