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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14914822 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81210 on: July 20, 2015, 12:33:58 am »

*mumbles quietly about opera*
*mumbles about pale moon instead*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81211 on: July 20, 2015, 12:46:15 am »

*mumbles something about whatever's available at the time*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81212 on: July 20, 2015, 01:48:01 am »

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« Reply #81213 on: July 20, 2015, 01:50:03 am »

*mumbles something about steel beams*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81214 on: July 20, 2015, 02:20:58 am »

Do men have quirks that women do not? (absence of a quirk or a muted quirk not counting

Does the muscle mass and lower fat % count as a thing?
I can't think of anything else our rampant testosterone manifests as.
Higher Bone Density.
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« Reply #81215 on: July 20, 2015, 02:29:23 am »

Ohh yeah I forgot about our incredible grip.

The average sedentary man's grip is greater then the athletic women's average.

As well as yeah muscle growth, which is why men fill out the higher slots in athleticism.
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« Reply #81216 on: July 20, 2015, 02:34:04 am »

Right, and beards.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81217 on: July 20, 2015, 02:44:13 am »

Also stronger jaw bones.

Apparently the current hypothesis is that they evolved in response to prehistoric fist fights.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81218 on: July 20, 2015, 02:44:39 am »

GODDAMNIT Chrome, not every file that ends in .exe is malware and you don't need to delete every goddamn thing I download.

Why do you use Chrome, then?

Because it's arguably one of the best browsers? Even though Firefox is far superior few people realise this.

Exactly. Or it might be the not-so-hushed whispers on 8chan about the wild botnet on Chrome that biases me so.
"enjoy your botnet" is an ebin /g/ meme, though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81219 on: July 20, 2015, 02:58:37 am »

Ohh yeah I forgot about our incredible grip.

The average sedentary man's grip is greater then the athletic women's average.
*snicker*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81220 on: July 20, 2015, 03:19:16 am »

Heck men still go through periods, albeit a muuuch more muted version.

o_o  No.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81221 on: July 20, 2015, 03:26:17 am »

i'm pretty sure we're not equipped for that

like literally at all

there's some important parts missing

unless you mean a light monthly hormonal drizzle or something

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« Reply #81222 on: July 20, 2015, 03:39:53 am »

Quick google of "male period"
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3) Men have a monthly hormonal cycle that is unique to each man, but men can actually track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month. 4) We know that there are seasonal cycles with testosterone higher in November and lower in April.

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Again, there is the assumption that women are hormonal but men are moved more by logic. But the truth is men are as hormonally driven as women. In fact, men have a number of hormonal cycles:

1) Men's testosterone, for instance, varies and goes up and down four or five times an hour.
2) There are daily cycles with testosterone being higher in the morning and lower at night.
3) Men have a monthly hormonal cycle that is unique to each man, but men can actually track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
4) We know that there are seasonal cycles with testosterone higher in November and lower in April.
5) We know about hormonal cycles with males during adolescence, but also the years between 40 and 55 have what we call male menopause or andropause.
6) Finally, we know there are hormonal changes in men going through IMS, related to stress in a man's life.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #81223 on: July 20, 2015, 03:57:49 am »

A man's hormones fluctuating over time hardly counts as menstruation, though.
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« Reply #81224 on: July 20, 2015, 03:59:24 am »

well if everyone forgets how men casually piss blood a couple times a month it won't count as menstruation indeed
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