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NJW2000

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80040 on: June 29, 2015, 03:12:44 pm »

Snip. Kittens+Icecream.

Out of curiosity, what is it that you do?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80041 on: June 29, 2015, 03:13:39 pm »

Dequote, please.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80042 on: June 29, 2015, 03:14:14 pm »

Truean was(IIRC) a lawyer. Dunno if they still are, I vaguely recall mention of quitting.
Dequote, please.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80043 on: June 29, 2015, 04:09:05 pm »

Hey. Yup, still am. Frankly, it's complicated. I got slandered badly by somebody who got convicted for lots of lovely crimes of dishonesty, falsehood, etc and other similar categorical terms of similar import. Thus, I did a whole bunch of work (and got very good results overall) but was not really paid crap, if at all. I did tell a few people I wouldn't work for them anymore and it's a good thing cause it turns out they were corrupt as all hell. Some of them are in prison, others have the IRS on them, others went bankrupt, and still others had other bad things happen as a result of their actions. Sadly, I actually can't give a bunch of details, even in job interviews, privileged info, confidentiality agreements, etc.

Thus, I'm looking for other areas to work in, but still do some work legally.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80044 on: June 29, 2015, 08:11:08 pm »

My mom hates her coworker. She should just boot her already.

This person barely does shit to help during work, and is more content to hide in the bathroom while playing on her phone. She makes up reasons not to work, never pays a penny towards work supplies or towards gas or car maintenance so that the two can actually work, and constantly lies. She is also the one with no concept of personal hygiene, constantly smelling terrible and wearing the same stained outfits for weeks on end.

She bums money from everyone, pretending to be incredibly poor, while going out and spending money on frivolous things. If people were to talk to her about anything, she would have a different story for everyone. We know this because my mom routinely shares stories with several other people to see when she is lying or not.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80045 on: June 29, 2015, 09:20:13 pm »

Bear with me for a moment here. Are people supposed to pronounce the word "finale" like [finah-ley]? Because I was very sure it was [fin-ahl], like in French?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80046 on: June 29, 2015, 09:22:26 pm »

Yeah, [finah-ley].
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80047 on: June 29, 2015, 09:29:23 pm »

https://www.google.com/search?q=define+finale

there's a pronunciation whosit there

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80048 on: June 29, 2015, 09:30:55 pm »

So Red Orchestra 2 has been sitting in my steam library, untested for a while and I decided to try it.  And...

Ok, can we talk about this?  You're a soldier in a war zone, you hear a whizz.  Unbeknownst to you, a bullet just flew by about 12 inches from your head.  But its not a tracer so you don't see it, and it didn't hit anything nearby so you don't hear a ricochet.  All you hear was the sound of a bullet, in a noisy war zone.  You know it was sort of close to you, but you don't know how close.  You don't even know which side fired it.  You're a real life soldier.  What do you do?

According to the devs for this game, you stop moving, give up all hope, and start hyperventilating.  Your vision goes red.  You can't aim.  You can't think.  OH GOD A WHIZZING SOUND, WHAT WILL I DO!?!?!?!?!?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80049 on: June 30, 2015, 12:27:39 am »

Why do corporations try to pretend that they have deep-rooted principles? I mean, I know why, they think that more personable = more brand loyalty = more profit. But I don't get why they think it works. I know that Applebee's (random example from a recent advert) doesn't care about the American spirit or freedom or whatever their ad is trying to say. That ad was written by marketing experts that were hired by businessmen for the express purpose of making more money, not because Applebee's cares about the American spirit and just wanted to share that message with the world. "Applebee's" isn't even an entity except in stupid American law which says that multibillion-dollar corporations count as people. Applebee's is a logo, a name, some recipes and some buildings, not some benevolent patriot that conveniently attaches his name to a restaurant chain.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80050 on: June 30, 2015, 12:37:45 am »

So Red Orchestra 2 has been sitting in my steam library, untested for a while and I decided to try it.  And...

Ok, can we talk about this?  You're a soldier in a war zone, you hear a whizz.  Unbeknownst to you, a bullet just flew by about 12 inches from your head.  But its not a tracer so you don't see it, and it didn't hit anything nearby so you don't hear a ricochet.  All you hear was the sound of a bullet, in a noisy war zone.  You know it was sort of close to you, but you don't know how close.  You don't even know which side fired it.  You're a real life soldier.  What do you do?

According to the devs for this game, you stop moving, give up all hope, and start hyperventilating.  Your vision goes red.  You can't aim.  You can't think.  OH GOD A WHIZZING SOUND, WHAT WILL I DO!?!?!?!?!?

Yeah, that mechanic is annoying.

But it's fucking nothing in comparison to never being able to play anything except Rifleman because the same group of people who load maps a little bit faster than everyone else fill all the limited slots all match, every match.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2015, 03:22:39 am by Flying Dice »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80051 on: June 30, 2015, 01:00:23 am »

Why do corporations try to pretend that they have deep-rooted principles? I mean, I know why, they think that more personable = more brand loyalty = more profit. But I don't get why they think it works. I know that Applebee's (random example from a recent advert) doesn't care about the American spirit or freedom or whatever their ad is trying to say. That ad was written by marketing experts that were hired by businessmen for the express purpose of making more money, not because Applebee's cares about the American spirit and just wanted to share that message with the world. "Applebee's" isn't even an entity except in stupid American law which says that multibillion-dollar corporations count as people. Applebee's is a logo, a name, some recipes and some buildings, not some benevolent patriot that conveniently attaches his name to a restaurant chain.
Because marketing is literally brainwashing, mind control and propaganda. That's why.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80052 on: June 30, 2015, 03:49:04 am »

Now I actually wonder how well a brutally honest corporation would fare.

"Our burgers aren't free range or some bullshit like that, they come from slave labors in Ethiopia. But they're cheap!"
"We don't actually give a shit about gay marriage but we're going to air a pro-LGBT short and then tell you to buy some chips. You're welcome, LGBTs."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #80053 on: June 30, 2015, 04:00:02 am »

Actually, one did. Can't recall the name, but it was some big US based chain of stores or something.

They got a new CEO who decided that they wouldn't be shitheads with the marked up prices, the eternal sales and limited offers and generally all the scummy stuff that goes on in retail that most people don't even know is happening.

It went terribly, cost the company a bunch and they had to revert pretty much all the policy changes to the less customer friendly ones.
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« Reply #80054 on: June 30, 2015, 04:12:15 am »

Yep. JCPenny's. Great practices morally, financial suicide.
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