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[Neonivek]

Ohh you... EA isn't that bad...

Just because they did that recently with Xcom, Thief, and Syndicate in a row... it doesn't mean they will continue doing it constantly with other titles.

You *do* realize EA has fuck-all to do with X-COM, right? It's been made by Firaxis and published by 2K.

And Thief is a Square-Enix game. Syndicate's the only game there that has anything to do with EA.

Whoops sorry.

They are just such bland "Make it like an already popular game but keep the name because we need brand recognition" fan screwing Interpretations of the material I guess I just assumed it was EA out of habit.

Also I don't mean the Firaxis Xcom game. I was referring to the Mass Effect Shooter Xcom game... which I can never spell because I can never spell Bureau.

Which is funny because the Bureau is the only one that actually had the potential to be good of the three.

Edit: Just in case... No I am not joking. For some reason I remembered those three games as made by EA simply because... well... it is kind of a EA thing to do.

[IcyTea31]

I was taken by a fey mood yesterday and started writing intentionally incredibly bad fanfiction.

I have no idea why I decided to write this, but reading it back after writing it is funny as hell.

Could you post an excerpt, just for fun? I doubt it's even that bad.

[Eric Blank]

On the flip side, the worse you can make it, the more we'll enjoy reading it.

[scrdest]

Also I don't mean the Firaxis Xcom game. I was referring to the Mass Effect Shooter Xcom game... which I can never spell because I can never spell Bureau.

Also 2K, this time as developer too. Do your research.

[acetech09]

Spoiler: I understand it's friday, but my name's RIGHT THERE. (click to show/hide)

Also, Robert Robinson would be one hell of a name.

[Tawa]

I was taken by a fey mood yesterday and started writing intentionally incredibly bad fanfiction.

I have no idea why I decided to write this, but reading it back after writing it is funny as hell.

Could you post an excerpt, just for fun? I doubt it's even that bad.

Spoiler: Law and Order: The Trial of Jack McCoy (click to show/hide)

[Context: "District Atroney" Jack McCoy lost his job after he was arrested on suspicion of murder when "defnse atroney" Mr. Rong suggested he could be the killer during a trial. Jack wants to know who framed him, so he traveled to "Englad" and enlisted the help of "Professor Sherlcok Holes" to find the truth.]

ASOME TIME LATER IN NEY OORK...............

Jack got off teh plate. Sherlock came afterh im.

"Lets do this thing " said Jack.

"Yes lets" said Sherlcok in his cool British accetn.

So then they went o the scene of the crime.

"Hey Mr. Mocooy, come and see thsi!" said Sehrlock. "What" said Jack. "Look Jakc. Theres FOTPRINTS!" said Homes. So they followed the pootprins to the SECRET CRIME LAB of the REAL KILL>ER.

I cant get in" siad Jack "Let me try said Sherlock and he blew ope nthe door with his cool british gun'.

"Whered you get the gun, Sherlock?" asked Jack. "They only senl then in Englad, you see, my dear boy" said Sherlock sipping a cup of tey he brought with im. Suddenly there was soemthing at the door... there was the REAL BAD GUY here to commite MORE CRIMES! He had a black mask on and was wearing a black coate and was holding a black machine gun that shot black bullets except they were more leike missiles and he was frowning under the mask.

"Oh no its the bad guy! said Jack" "What will we do said" sherlock

"I will save you" said a voice and suddenly a guy came in on a hangglider and he had a leather jacket and a cisor like GODOoT"S from Ace Atroney and a banana like Solid snack's and a machine gun like the fat guy from Team Fortify Two and he looked really cool and stuff

"Who are you" asked Jack and Homes. "I am... LORD HAWKFIST!!!!!!!" he said and he gunned down the bad guy with his machine gun. Jacvk wento ver and took off hte maks from the bad guhy and he found it was....... detective Brisoe!

[I have a policy of typing quickly and not correcting any spelling mistakes.]

I intend to post it to fanfiction.net at some point.

[RedKing]

Also I don't mean the Firaxis Xcom game. I was referring to the Mass Effect Shooter Xcom game... which I can never spell because I can never spell Bureau.

Also 2K, this time as developer too. Do your research.

You and your truthiness.

[Spehss _]

Tried browsing the web and forums on my phone while I was out at a bookstore. Shit feels weird. I don't get how people can do this for fun. The ui feels horribly clunky and clumsy. I'd much rather use a computer or laptop or just go without.

[Arx]

A proper PC is infinitely better, but I've managed to knock together enough custom configs that it's tolerable on my phone. Sufficiently so that I like to imagine it's difficult to tell whether I'm using my phone or laptop. Factory default was horrific, though.

[IcyTea31]

Law and Order: The Trial of Jack McCoy

Oh my. You weren't kidding. That is pure gold. Still, I think you could have taken it up another notch to make it clear it's a parody. I can imagine someone to write that poorly unintentionally.

* IcyTea31 looks lamentatively at himself eight years or so ago.

I'm not even sure if that's criticism or a compliment.

[Tawa]

Law and Order: The Trial of Jack McCoy

Oh my. You weren't kidding. That is pure gold. Still, I think you could have taken it up another notch to make it clear it's a parody. I can imagine someone to write that poorly unintentionally.

* IcyTea31 looks lamentatively at himself eight years or so ago.

I'm not even sure if that's criticism or a compliment.

It looks unintentional? Good, that's what I was going for.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? JACK MCCOY IS THE KILL!"

[Neonivek]

So here is a cost break down of how much a character REALLY costs in League of legends in American Dollars.. IF you do not pay for a champion with actual money

Cheapest: $33
Most Expensive: $585
All characters: $31275

WOW!

[hops]

[Spehss _]

While I'm sure that is indeed what's going on down at Valve headquarters, I feel I should point out that Valve runs Dota 2, not League of Legends. :v

[hops]

Meh, MOBAs, schMOBAs.