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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14485499 times)

Tack

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79155 on: June 17, 2015, 07:55:03 pm »

Clearly asexuals are the world's response to overpopulation.
When this mixes with kuzu-people, we have an interesting apocalypse.

-blah-.

... Well hey, no latex, so the chances are actually lower. Plus allergies were a lot less common back in the high-fantasy days. It isn't like he's operating on a different chemical level, mass-effect style.

Plus Geralt is sold as that type of character.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79156 on: June 17, 2015, 07:58:45 pm »

I am asexual. Make of that what you will. If I wanted flagrant sexual encouters, I would grab a Japanese "Dating Sim".
tfw you will never reproduce through mitosis and flood the world with clones
Well, you know what they say. Science, uh, uh, uh, finds a way.
This is what happens when someone takes "Go fuck yourself" as a challenge.
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« Reply #79157 on: June 17, 2015, 08:03:54 pm »

And YOU clearly havent read up enough on toxicology.  It happens to people right now.

It is rare, but it DOES happen.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17229203

It is more likely to happen with foreign species, however.  Some insect species experience fatal allergic reactions when inter-species mating occurs. Amusingly, it is listed as one of the possible adverse health effects from zoophilia, at least according to Wikipedia.

Given that the witcher's spooge is sufficiently bioreactive to cause "tingling", I'd say the risk of anaphylaxis is likely to be much higher than with a normal male.
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« Reply #79158 on: June 17, 2015, 08:04:34 pm »

Yeah see above, I checked my knowledge.

I... Cannot for the life of me remember the 'tingling' comment.
I personally at the time was concentrating on the fact that they were collectors cards.
Which is a whole other kettle of fish.
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« Reply #79159 on: June 17, 2015, 08:07:39 pm »

Yeah see above, I checked my knowledge.

I... Cannot for the life of me remember the 'tingling' comment.
I personally at the time was concentrating on the fact that they were collectors cards.
Which is a whole other kettle of fish.




It comes up in the dialogue you can have in Act II with the town gossip.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79160 on: June 17, 2015, 08:19:10 pm »

Getting back on topic, I'm 90% sure I saw a dating sim about that a while back.
About romancing a clone swarm?
Something like that, yeah. Wish I could remember what it was called.
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« Reply #79161 on: June 17, 2015, 08:43:22 pm »

I am reminded of an absurd anime I saw about a year ago on netflix.  (Kudzu people)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79162 on: June 17, 2015, 09:09:39 pm »

Cleaning up old code that seems to work correctly, I see something that cannot possibly be correct. I have no idea how to fix this, but I'm pretty sure Python doesn't handle sandwiching a variable between two <= operators the way I probably wanted at the time. I guess I need to figure out what the hell I was doing.

EDIT: I apparently was wrong and it actually does work the way past me wanted it to, so I wasn't getting correct behavior by coincidence.
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« Reply #79163 on: June 17, 2015, 10:37:18 pm »

I got an email today from some dude with the subject "Penguin" and no other content.
Oh my god his email is penguinsofhonor. I don't like this.

Update on this, which is from a year and a half ago! I just got two more emails from him, two minutes apart. The subject of the first is "Sh" and the content of the message is just "Bdbdhe". The second is called "Jdjdj" and the message is "Hhdhs". Creepiness factor has increased significantly.
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« Reply #79164 on: June 17, 2015, 10:38:23 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79165 on: June 17, 2015, 10:51:32 pm »

I got an email today from some dude with the subject "Penguin" and no other content.
Oh my god his email is penguinsofhonor. I don't like this.

Update on this, which is from a year and a half ago! I just got two more emails from him, two minutes apart. The subject of the first is "Sh" and the content of the message is just "Bdbdhe". The second is called "Jdjdj" and the message is "Hhdhs". Creepiness factor has increased significantly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79166 on: June 17, 2015, 11:16:18 pm »

IMO? The first Witcher didn't really age well. The conversations are a little awkward and stilted and the UI is a bit too overcomplicated. The second one fixed those issues pretty handily.
I started playing it recently, and some of the animations and graphics are pretty janky as well. Not enough to turn me away from the game completely, but still.
The second one replaced those issues with being incredibly demanding on your PC.
Not particularly demanding anymore, but back when it came out, it was. That's kinda how PC games that aren't just console ports go, though.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79167 on: June 17, 2015, 11:35:18 pm »

I got an email today from some dude with the subject "Penguin" and no other content.
Oh my god his email is penguinsofhonor. I don't like this.

Update on this, which is from a year and a half ago! I just got two more emails from him, two minutes apart. The subject of the first is "Sh" and the content of the message is just "Bdbdhe". The second is called "Jdjdj" and the message is "Hhdhs". Creepiness factor has increased significantly.

I think penguinsofhonor is legitimately a penguin. That explains the typing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79168 on: June 17, 2015, 11:49:41 pm »

penguinsofhonor is a penguin trying to hit on penguinofhonor who thinks she is also a penguin.

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« Reply #79169 on: June 18, 2015, 12:04:54 am »

penguinsofhonor is a penguin trying to hit on penguinofhonor who thinks she is also a penguin.

Given the combination of creepy, teenage girls, and penguins...

This seems strangely appropriate.
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