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[Arx]

SAAF pls no helicopters. I have a headache and need to study and hovering a bloody great chopper a few hundred metres above my house does not help that.

[Frumple]

Throw rocks at it until one of you goes away?

[Arx]

Unfortunately, I think people might miss me if I got jailed for terrorism. That, and I'm worried the soldiers on the helicopter wouldn't miss me. I'm not feeling suicidal right now.

Fortunately, it seems to have become too dark for them.

[Loud Whispers]

Fortunately, it seems to have become too dark for them.

Strike under cover of night! They'll never see you coming!

_{*I am not responsible for any damage incurred if they see you coming.}

[Frumple]

Well, waiting for them to go away is like throwing rocks at them. Invisible time rocks. That you don't actually throw. They just kind of float towards them, slowly impacting and pushing their will to stay away. But other than not being like throwing rocks at all, it's like throwing rocks at them. So good job.

[Arx]

Fortunately, it seems to have become too dark for them.

Strike under cover of night! They'll never see you coming!

_{*I am not responsible for any damage incurred if they see you coming.}

Yes, I could hit the airbase with an RPG from my house. No, I'm not going to.

[Frumple]

No need to waste a perfectly good game cartridge and/or CD on that, anyway. Or even a perfectly bad one.

[Sergarr]

Fortunately, it seems to have become too dark for them.

Strike under cover of night! They'll never see you coming!

_{*I am not responsible for any damage incurred if they see you coming.}

Yes, I could hit the airbase with an RPG from my house. No, I'm not going to.

Would you have used mind bullets if you have had them?

(I think I've committed some grammatical atrocity here...)

[Frumple]

No real need for the second have. Think it could be had, instead, though.

[Tack]

Yes, I could hit the airbase with an RPG from my house.

Arx, sadly, was never heard from again.

1. Why is coloured text now banned? I see so many edited posts and no idea what the edits are... I thought it was funny.

I think it's clear this is not the thread to discuss this.

I backtracked once again to actually try and figure this out. Then I found out.
Here I thought people were legitimately doing it in order to make up for their lack of character. Turns out it was all to deride the Moe.

Now those of us who actually lack character can never again post it in the happy thread.
Nice Job, Rebels

[Dutchling]

rip in peace link

o7

[itisnotlogical]

Loading Dark Souls for the first time. It starts in windowed mode by default. what.

[Bauglir]

Jegus, dude. If you're going to perpetuate a disturbingly successful hoax the least you could do is be competent about it. Now you're just making people feel bad for not catching on sooner.

[Descan]

Loading Dark Souls for the first time. It starts in windowed mode by default. what.

Yeah, Dark Souls is fucked up, implementation wise. Took me like, three days to get it working to the point where my controller worked and it wasn't lagging.

[Graknorke]

bobjimjoejackson is gone. As in, wiped from the internet. Sure his YT channel exists but most videos have been wiped, and his Steam account has been renamed and made private too. Named to "icarusfoundyou" as well.
Too spooky for me, man.