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[Descan]

Time on the library computer ran out without warning

Err, no? When did I say that it was? It's an appointment for an attorney.

[AlleeCat]

My train of though got... philosoraptory

[scrdest]

That about sums it up, yeah.

[Loud Whispers]

Seismologists have a hilarious saying. Earthquakes don't kill people, houses do.

[Avis-Mergulus]

My train of though got... philosoraptory

No, people toast toast. Do you even proportional analogy bro?

[Tawa]

My train of though got... philosoraptory

I KNEW IT

MARIO WAS FULL OF BULL THIS WHOLE TIME

[Loud Whispers]

Sorting one of my old folders out, years of assorted images all dumped together in one great pile. While sorting through it I appeared to have stumbled upon the remains of an old rage thread.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This didn't make me angry, more than anything it made me curious - quite frankly it is like a scientific enigma that must be studied; how can one person be that stupid. I can't even hate, it's legitimately amazing, like discovering the DoDos were capable of survival.
This on the other hand did induce rage.

Spoiler: They keep finding me (click to show/hide)

[Neonivek]

So my latest "It bugs me" in cartoons is something I like to call the "Blow Dimension"

It is where a character gets hit but that blow must have taken place in another dimension so it doesn't affect them at all.

Honestly if you don't want a character actually getting hurt don't actually have them get hit.

Beware the Batman is the worst with this. Where Batman takes such ridiculous blows including falling 30 feet onto his shoulder and never as much as gets a bruise...

[Frumple]

That is faintly terrible terminology to use and you should really think of some other term. Otherwise it's oral innuendo for days and days.

I mean, really, just that lens of perspective for your post actually makes it incredible. 30 foot freefall, somehow onto his shoulder, and no bruising. That is indeed a ridiculous blow.

E: Though I guess it sorta' makes sense. Bruce does keep abducting adopting acrobats and whatnot.

[Yoink]

Heh. Heh heh heh.
"The Blow Dimension" sounds like the title for a terrible sci-fi porn parody.

Edit: Annnd awkward pageroll.

[Dutchling]

inb4xyzpostperpagemasterrace

[Graknorke]

Birb is not gone. Apparently he pisses off somewhere at night and then in the day comes back to hang around the garden.
Seriously this is not how homing pigeons are supposed to function.

[Eric Blank]

Sounds like he decided to quit his job and live off the charity of others.

[Frumple]

Maybe someone buried his coop and/or owner in your garden.

[Eric Blank]

Sounds like the plot of a bad childrens mystery novel, that.

You should totally turn over your entire garden, grak