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[TD1]

Same. People with better grades than me invariably ask me to help their work and say I'm smart.

I am no idiot, but I'm not much higher than average either.

[Bauglir]

Hey, if they're so much smarter than you, presumably they're smart enough to recognize that you're smarter than them.

EDIT: Perhaps more helpfully, grades are about more than smartness. They also test your obedience and patience with schoolwork, and somebody who excels at those will often do better than somebody smarter.

[Yoink]

These "data hijackers" should really up their game.
Rather than, instead of just encrypting and deleting your stuff, they nab your porn collection/search history and then blackmail you with it?
I mean c'mon, a lot of people would be horrified to that. Maybe they could make a website where they match a person's name to their various kinks and make it easily Googleable. Oh man I feel like Hitler just suggesting such a thing. ...W-wait, where did the edges of my moustache go? Shit.

[Sergarr]

Or just don't actually lock or delete anything and just threaten that "if you don't pay us money then you'll be cursed forever by professional Siberian shamans and you'll never get laid again".

I wonder how many people would actually pay money in that case...

[Yoink]

I dunno man, I wouldn't want to fuck with those Siberian shamans, I mind look at how many magical trees they've got.
Edit: ...I think that was Siberia, anyway.

[BlackFlyme]

Again, I could write an essay on this, with separate chapters titled "Plot", "Fetishes", "Encounters", "Rules", and probably more.

Do go on, my good sir. A greentext format might be, hmmm, most preferrable, wouldn't you say, old chap?

I don't quite know how I'd be able to sum it up in greentext form, but I could try. I can't imagine it would be all that great though.


Heh, shamans. The majority of one of my local newspaper's classifieds are for shamans. Seriously, two-to-three pages for mystics, and only one page for everything else. They all use the same symbols, and sometimes even the same portrait of their "shaman". Either that or one dude has a lot of jobs in the mystic industry.

[SimRobert2001]

Or just don't actually lock or delete anything and just threaten that "if you don't pay us money then you'll be cursed forever by professional Siberian shamans and you'll never get laid again".

I wonder how many people would actually pay money in that case...

As a practicing witch who knows 6 other practicing witches that could ALL run circles around him? I wouldn't.

[Yoink]

@BlackFlyme: It doesn't need to be 'great' if you're posting it on 4chan.
You can embellish it as much as you like, too!

[SimRobert2001]

Again, I could write an essay on this, with separate chapters titled "Plot", "Fetishes", "Encounters", "Rules", and probably more.

Do go on, my good sir. A greentext format might be, hmmm, most preferrable, wouldn't you say, old chap?

I don't quite know how I'd be able to sum it up in greentext form, but I could try. I can't imagine it would be all that great though.


ON the first row of icons, on the far right, is a "change color" Drop box. Either change it then type, or highlight yoru text, then select it.

Heh, shamans. The majority of one of my local newspaper's classifieds are for shamans. Seriously, two-to-three pages for mystics, and only one page for everything else. They all use the same symbols, and sometimes even the same portrait of their "shaman". Either that or one dude has a lot of jobs in the mystic industry.

[BlackFlyme]

Yeah, I know how to do that. It's summing up the trainwreck sufficiently that's the problem.

Also, you accidentally your quote.

[Yoink]

This course just decided it needed to explain what email is.








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[UXLZ]

Yeah, Flyme, I'm interested in hearing about this guy's terribleness as well, and also why people still play with him. Or talk to him for that matter.

[Gunner-Chan]

I don't know how this guy still has his balls NOT wrapped around his throat.

[UXLZ]

O_O

[flabort]

That sounds like overkill, Gunner-chan. The goal is to educate him about his terrible ways, not drive him over the brink of insanity. I think wrapped around his belly should be enough.