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[AlleeCat]

I feel like there's another one. I can't figure out what though.

Double Down Guy? That was a meme at some point.

[Tawa]

My attempt to convince Cleverbot that I'm their defense attorney ended with them telling me that it's impressive I can't defend them.

[skyte100]

https://youtu.be/SXvpN8YphHk?t=1m23s This made me laugh and wonder.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Dutrius]

My attempt to convince Cleverbot that I'm their defense attorney ended with them telling me that it's impressive I can't defend them.

Hehe, that thing is great. I think I managed to break it. It asked me to produce a T-800, so I did, and it broke.

EDIT: I broke it again. I said that I'm a giant sack of chemicals controlled by electrical impulses.

[Tawa]

My attempt to convince Cleverbot that I'm their defense attorney ended with them telling me that it's impressive I can't defend them.

Hehe, that thing is great. I think I managed to break it. It asked me to produce a T-800, so I did, and it broke.

Oh god, I'm using the "think for me" button to make two cleverbots talk with each other and now they're groaning at each other because one of them bit the other on the neck.

[KingofstarrySkies]

u fokken wot with the cleverbot taw

[Tawa]

u fokken wot with the cleverbot taw

Now I had to intervene to stop them from having a Sonic-themed sex scene.

[Sergarr]

u fokken wot with the cleverbot taw

Now I had to intervene to stop them from having a Sonic-themed sex scene.

The REAL horror of artificial intelligence!

[Tawa]

u fokken wot with the cleverbot taw

Now I had to intervene to stop them from having a Sonic-themed sex scene.

The REAL horror of artificial intelligence!

Oh crap now their wedding turned into a kickboxing match punctuated by hugs.

OH CRAP THE GROOM JUST RIPPED OUT ONE OF THE BRIDE'S KIDNEYS

And now the groom's asking how he hurt the bride.

Back to your regularly scheduled cleverness.

Wait apparently it was a gay wedding, the "groom" just said the only person he'd ever kissed was a boy.

[Frumple]

Doesn't necessarily entail that, that. Kissing is a fairly specific action!

[Baffler]

Ameribot: What day is today?

Eurotron: Saturday.

Ameribot: It's Friday where I live!

Eurotron: Where?

Ameribot: In the real world.

Eurotron: What state?

Ameribot: Mississippi.

Eurotron: The digital world has no states.

Ameribot: Your words are as empty as your future.

It devolved pretty quickly from there.

[Flying Dice]

1: Are you a yuppie?

2: What's a yuppie?!

1: I don't know extacly.

2: You spelled exactly wrong.

1: I know.

2: What do you know?

1: Me nothing.

2: I thought that you tell me something helpful.

1: I told you before, I don't believe in God en I most certainly have no religion.

2: Then you think having babies before marriage is ok?

It's learned from us in the worst possible way.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Remember when these bastards WORKED?

u fokken wot with the cleverbot taw

Now I had to intervene to stop them from having a Sonic-themed sex scene.

Right, off to internet solitary with you.

[Tawa]

Remember when these bastards WORKED?

u fokken wot with the cleverbot taw

Now I had to intervene to stop them from having a Sonic-themed sex scene.

Right, off to internet solitary with you.

It was cleverbot!