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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75090 on: April 26, 2015, 10:26:26 am »

I'm not sure why you would even play the Monk in D&D 3rd edition or its forks, given how much do they suck in comparison to pretty much any other class in the game.
Yes, why would you ever want to play anything that isn't tier 1, or maybe a tier 2 if the DM bans all those T1 primary casters? They're called rollplaying games for a reason, and you're not having fun if you're not trivializing the rest of the party, right?
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See, I fell into a similar trap before - that optimisation and roleplaying is a one-or-the-other situation.

Monk, is at the end of a day, a class. A bad one. You can build a unarmed fighter that works better than a monk and say "This guy is a monk of X temple," and play him as such. And you can't say that's wrong. If it talks like a monk, walks like a monk, and punches (better) than a monk, you can call it a monk even if it's not a Monk.

You played a Monk that had been significally buffed from it's original interpretation. Because if it's too weak that hinders roleplaying, too. A master of martial arts getting chumped by every fighter it comes across is probably antithesis to what you were intending.

There are silly things, like half-dragon half-minotaur half-ogre kobolds, yes. But aside from the really silly things like that an optimised character can provide opportunities. They have a weird combat style - who taught them it? How did they discover it? That sort of stuff still applies.

See, that's the point I was making. That setup was a perfect example of how to meet your baseline for rollplay when you're interested in RP -- the character contributes to the party in a meaningful way. When you want to do something but aren't sure if it's viable, you talk with your DM. And you optimize the shit out of it. The point being to lift a class that wouldn't ordinarily be very viable into a higher tier so that it is. Duh.

If you really want to argue that "no ur not allowed to play anything suboptimal," I'd say fuck your Fighters and Barbarians, you have to play a Warblade, glaivelock, Cleric, or Druid. What, you want to play a martial character without being a caster or using weeaboo fightan magic? Too bad, martial classes are trash.

This whole "bluh bluh you have to only play the best things every time" is, frankly, disgusting and rather detrimental to the medium. If someone wants to play a sword&board Fighter straight up to level 20, I'm going to smile and have fun rather than bitching at them about how they should have played a spiked chain AoO machine or a charger.

But this is starting to derail, so let's continue in the RPG thread if we're going to.
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« Reply #75091 on: April 26, 2015, 10:36:54 am »

But being doused in molten gold would at least kill me at some point of the process, so there's that.
Nah, you can survive that. It just has to be done very slowly, very carefully, and possibly in stages. Probably wouldn't survive much longer after, unless appropriate holes were left in the cast, but you can potentially at least last a little while after encasing.

E: And that's without getting in to stuff like cheating by wearing a cooled lead body suit or whatev'.
Hmmm. That would be an interesting funeral arrangement. Cast in gold and turned into a statue.
...I totally fucking want this. But not gold. Steel, maybe titanium.
What if it's steel and plated with gold?

Make sure you have enough money left for the stripper.

Monks seem vaguely based on monks like the Shaolin monks rather than the European monastaries.

Many Shaolin monks put on performances of their martial arts and the like
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That was absolutely hilarious.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75092 on: April 26, 2015, 10:55:19 am »

Fellow Oklahomans represent!

I don't even live in the northern hemisphere. Victoria, Australia here. The weather is the wooooooooorst. Well, nearly.

Oooh, can you recommend a good place to get soup? I'm thinking pumpkin. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75093 on: April 26, 2015, 10:58:22 am »

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There are some really cold places. Though the record is only -23 degrees celcius

As a Canadian... this post is hilarious.

Yep really cold over there with your record -23 degrees celcius weather.

We have been having unseasonably warm winters here lately and we still manage to hit that mark.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75094 on: April 26, 2015, 10:58:58 am »

@Yoink:

Not the slightest clue. Ah'm a countree bumpkin, 'aint got no time fo' no citee playces sellin' that thare punkeen soup.
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« Reply #75095 on: April 26, 2015, 11:22:02 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75096 on: April 26, 2015, 11:43:36 am »

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« Reply #75097 on: April 26, 2015, 11:54:20 am »

you know nothing of true cold
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The way she moves her lips is silly.

"U kner nuthin, Hon Snew."
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« Reply #75098 on: April 26, 2015, 11:56:18 am »

you know nothing of true cold

Hey! I know lots of things!
Like the cold.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75099 on: April 26, 2015, 12:01:56 pm »

That wasn't aimed at you, it was meant to reinforce your statement :p

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« Reply #75100 on: April 26, 2015, 12:09:06 pm »


The way she moves her lips is silly.

"U kner nuthin, Hon Snew."

Hey. You try saying it & see how silly you look at below -30oC
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« Reply #75101 on: April 26, 2015, 12:45:30 pm »


The way she moves her lips is silly.

"U kner nuthin, Hon Snew."

Hey. You try saying it & see how silly you look at below -30oC
If I were in -30C weather, I wouldn't look silly. I'd look ded. Cuz I'd be ded. Like, frozen solid ded.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75102 on: April 26, 2015, 12:47:26 pm »

Nah, it's just her botox injections paralyzing her face. Beauty is important to tundra-dwelling frostwives.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #75103 on: April 26, 2015, 05:48:29 pm »

Spoiler: fucking 4ch/a/n (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #75104 on: April 26, 2015, 05:50:22 pm »

...are you sure you didn't take a wrong turn and wind up in /d/?
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