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[Yoink]

I've never been tempted to browse imgur, it just seems like /r/pics or /r/funny but worse.

I used to browse it quite a lot, but it seems to run a lot worse on my computer these days.
Whether that's due to the website accumulating bloat or my computer's declining health, I'm not sure. The last time I really looked at anything on Imgur's frontpage was some 'creepiest Wikipedia pages' album a few weeks back.

[Tack]

Went to an awesome wedding.
Best man went in full steampunk regalia complete with glorious imperialist moustache and gold frogging.
Jawdrop.

[Yoink]

I'm wearing gloves. On my hands.

[GiglameshDespair]

I'm wearing gloves. On my hands.

Do you normally wear them somewhere else...?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

On his *********, obviously.

[Akura]

Went to an awesome wedding.
Best man went in full steampunk regalia complete with glorious imperialist moustache and gold frogging.
Jawdrop.

Pics. Please.

On his *********, obviously.

Ah yes, the *********, the place were a true gentleman wears his gloves.

[scrdest]

I don't see why it took you so long to realize that, I always wear my gloves on my stars. Don't you?

[Frumple]

... what the zog has nine letters, can have a glove put on it, and deserves to be censored?

[scrdest]

... what the zog has nine letters, can have a glove put on it, and deserves to be censored?

Dia***ghm?

I actually went through a list of anatomical names to find self-contained (one word only) nine-letter names of organs. Surprisingly hard to find. A lot are either shorter or longer.

[Spehss _]

I've never been tempted to browse imgur, it just seems like /r/pics or /r/funny but worse.

It's an easy way to waste time. Too easy.

[Frumple]

... how would you survive having a glove put over that, scree?

Though I guess you mean the birth control method. Which, uh. I guess would be easier to survive but putting a glove on that first that sounds intensely uncomfortable.

[scrdest]

... how would you survive having a glove put over that, scree?

I don't see that being a requirement

[AlleeCat]

... so has someone actually managed to play a trumpet like that? I mean, I'm sure people have tried, but has anyone succeeded?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

Hold on a second.

His stage name combines the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac". The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".^[1]

The Fartomaniac? He was the Fartomaniac.

[Tack]

Pics. Please.

Ah, wish I could. But while I could care less (my level of care is ambivalent) about my net privacy, he ain't me- so I don't want to presume and toss his photo to you ravenous steampunk wolveses.

[Arx]

Then contact him and obtain permission! Because obviously our desire to see pictures of a guy in steampunk clothing is more important than whatever inconveniences contacting him might pose.


I just wrote two different drafts of the same essay, out of caution. I titled the second one [assignment_name]-2edgy. It entirely deserves the name; I'm not sure where I got this drivel from.