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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74265 on: April 16, 2015, 09:27:58 am »

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Why do women never have to take a maternity test(DNA test) to see if it's theirs but men do?? #Feminism #MensRights raise awareness fellas.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74266 on: April 16, 2015, 09:29:21 am »

That sounds like a poe. Honestly, I highly doubt that anyone would say that unironically.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74267 on: April 16, 2015, 09:30:23 am »

idk, I've heard of stories (maybe not true but who knows) where medical staff get babies mixed up.
I'm suddenly morbidly curious as to how many times a hospital could get away with swapping babies until a parent noticed...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74268 on: April 16, 2015, 09:31:39 am »

idk, I've heard of stories (maybe not true but who knows) where medical staff get babies mixed up.
I'm suddenly morbidly curious as to how many times a hospital could get away with swapping babies until a parent noticed...

This sounds like the world's worst-advised reality show in the making.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74269 on: April 16, 2015, 09:32:18 am »

Meaning someone will eventualy do it!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74270 on: April 16, 2015, 09:34:44 am »

idk, I've heard of stories (maybe not true but who knows) where medical staff get babies mixed up.
I'm suddenly morbidly curious as to how many times a hospital could get away with swapping babies until a parent noticed...
Eh, it happens rarely. Due it's nature it's generally undocumented if it happens.

Though a particular case...

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In 1998, it was discovered that Callie Johnson and Rebecca Chittum had been switched at birth in 1995 in Charlottesville, Virginia. The switch was discovered when a DNA test of Callie Johnson to determine paternity for child support found that she was not biologically related to either her purported father, Carlton Conley, or her purported mother, Paula Johnson.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74271 on: April 16, 2015, 10:11:31 am »

Some babies spend a lot of time in those... warming box thingies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74272 on: April 16, 2015, 10:25:10 am »

idk, I've heard of stories (maybe not true but who knows) where medical staff get babies mixed up.
I'm suddenly morbidly curious as to how many times a hospital could get away with swapping babies until a parent noticed...
This sounds like the world's worst-advised reality show in the making.
I'd contribute to a kickstarter for it.
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« Reply #74273 on: April 16, 2015, 10:33:13 am »

It's very rare to separate babies from their parents these days, all three of our kids were in the room with us 100% of the time, they were weighed there and everything. Our last was coombs positive (causes jaundice) and had to be in a UV box for 3 days, also my wife had a minor "nearly died from bloodloss" thing, so was in the hospital as well. They just shared a hospital room, and again any testing etc. was done there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74274 on: April 16, 2015, 01:12:17 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74275 on: April 16, 2015, 01:16:31 pm »

I am overlooked to speak to you about myself, sempai.
Your structure is irresistible. I desire to learn you closer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74276 on: April 16, 2015, 01:20:24 pm »

I am overlooked to speak to you about myself, sempai.
Your structure is irresistible. I desire to learn you closer.
It's not like I wanted senpai to overlook my structure or anything, b-baka.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74277 on: April 16, 2015, 01:22:44 pm »

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Umm yeah gurl, show me dat structure.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74278 on: April 16, 2015, 01:41:04 pm »

Spam mail can be pretty incredible (in several meanings of the word) at times:

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I'm still trying to find out if it wants to commit a social security scam or sell me fake health insurance.

Some are just outright obtuse though, if not creepy.
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This one... Is very interesting. Some parts of it were bolded and written in size 24 font, while the cryptic parts were all written in size 1 font.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #74279 on: April 16, 2015, 02:09:25 pm »

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Anerecti onalwa ysre quiresth eintera ction ofy ourbrain,ner ves, andbloodv essels.
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Good ol' viagra-equivalent spam. To translate: "An erection always requires the interaction of your brain, nerves, and blood vessels." The spacing was a poor attempt to get around spam filters :P
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