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GiglameshDespair

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72810 on: March 26, 2015, 08:59:07 pm »

You guys have heard of HYBRID "RPG", right?

There's a brownie recipe in there. Or a cake recipe. He couldn't decide. There's also a review of The Matrix in which the author incorrectly believes that "The One" is the Matrix and a short treatise on how much he liked Page 129 of the d20 Modern handbook, among other things.
Never heard of it, to be honest.
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« Reply #72811 on: March 26, 2015, 09:00:11 pm »

Today xantalos started drooling while thinking of me.

Dammit now I'm salivating.

no really.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72812 on: March 26, 2015, 09:08:19 pm »

You guys have heard of HYBRID "RPG", right?

There's a brownie recipe in there. Or a cake recipe. He couldn't decide. There's also a review of The Matrix in which the author incorrectly believes that "The One" is the Matrix and a short treatise on how much he liked Page 129 of the d20 Modern handbook, among other things.
Never heard of it, to be honest.
You haven't?

To give you an idea, the first "rule" is longer than my first rough draft of an essay this year and mostly composed of run-on sentences. It starts off as meaningless mathematical equations for which the purpose of the variables is never explained. It then starts rambling about Superman canon. After that it moves into a Timecube-esque conspiracy theory that goes on much longer than it should.

Then it moves to either the next rule (they're numbered non-sequentially) or the cake recipe. I'm not sure which.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72813 on: March 26, 2015, 10:16:26 pm »

It's come up on B12 before. Once or twice, before this one. Maybe more, I'unno.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72814 on: March 26, 2015, 10:24:06 pm »

Was at my nan's for dinner tonight. My mom and my nan asked me if I thought that a girl that I worked with on a project liked me. Then they teased about me liking her. It was like they were children. I don't even know this person.

Not that I would even know if anyone did, anyways. I've got the social senses of a recluse. Just about everything goes over my head. People say I have a dry humour, but it's really just me not understanding anything.

My nan also complained about my mom's hair. When my mom said that people compliment her hair, my nan simply stated that they were lying to her.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72815 on: March 26, 2015, 10:37:10 pm »

You guys have heard of HYBRID "RPG", right?

There's a brownie recipe in there. Or a cake recipe. He couldn't decide. There's also a review of The Matrix in which the author incorrectly believes that "The One" is the Matrix and a short treatise on how much he liked Page 129 of the d20 Modern handbook, among other things.
Never heard of it, to be honest.
You haven't?

To give you an idea, the first "rule" is longer than my first rough draft of an essay this year and mostly composed of run-on sentences. It starts off as meaningless mathematical equations for which the purpose of the variables is never explained. It then starts rambling about Superman canon. After that it moves into a Timecube-esque conspiracy theory that goes on much longer than it should.

Then it moves to either the next rule (they're numbered non-sequentially) or the cake recipe. I'm not sure which.

Still a better system then FATAL. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72816 on: March 26, 2015, 10:54:54 pm »

I asked a team member to re-write their section of a paper because it failed to address several key points and was far too short. That was three day ago.

I got their re-rewrite back today. It's three pages shorter and missing several of the good points from the original.

I'm still scratching my head.
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« Reply #72817 on: March 26, 2015, 11:03:39 pm »

And OW, that sounds a lot like it was a burlesque of some sort. Those... basically are freaky fetish porn. Regardless of subject. Plus a fair number of newer stage shows are, uh. Odd.

Actually, the older ones can be, too. Live performances get gorram weird sometimes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72818 on: March 26, 2015, 11:04:50 pm »

I think HYBRID is honest-to-god the worst RPG I have ever seen. At least FATAL's rules are somewhat comprehensible, but HYBRID's "rules" make no sense whatsoever.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72819 on: March 26, 2015, 11:26:39 pm »

Someone vomited onto the stage for no apparent reason.

There was a woman pushing a [CENSORED] out of her [CENSORED]. A minotaur in a maid outfit started peeing everywhere.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72820 on: March 26, 2015, 11:32:48 pm »

I think HYBRID is honest-to-god the worst RPG I have ever seen. At least FATAL's rules are somewhat comprehensible, but HYBRID's "rules" make no sense whatsoever.
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That's the thing though, if you're defining 'better' in terms of playability, FATAL is better, because the rules, perverse and needlessly complicated though they are, are still comprehensible enough for someone with sufficient time and intestinal fortitude to play it. A guy over in /tg/ ran a couple 1v1 FATAL combats a year or two ago. It's playable, just complete shit-tier mechanically on top of being irredeemably offensive and crude.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72821 on: March 26, 2015, 11:42:02 pm »

... I keep occasionally pressing space on my laptop's keyboard in an attempt to scroll down on m'kindle. It... it doesn't work.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72822 on: March 27, 2015, 03:49:48 am »

* Objective tips eBook

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« Reply #72823 on: March 27, 2015, 04:32:53 am »

* Objective tips eDora

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« Reply #72824 on: March 27, 2015, 07:41:29 am »

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