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[Akura]

Some asshole on the bus threatened to kill me this morning. Apparently he felt entitled to FOUR seats to himself, and got offended when I sat in one he had claimed. I am so agitated by this, I've been reaching berserker levels of rage throughout the day, randomly and involuntary. I can tangibly feel my brain chemistry is screwed up right now, and that's not a good sign.

[Graknorke]

How can one person physically take up 4 seats?

[GiglameshDespair]

Obesity. Great obesity.

Or putting his feet up and claiming seats for his bag or whatever.

[Akura]

Obesity. Great obesity.

Or putting his feet up and claiming seats for his bag or whatever.

Both of these. I've had problems with this guy before because of this. Last time he really did have his bag on the two seats in front of him, while taking up both seats behind the bag. He demanded I sit somewhere else when I politely asked him to move the bag. Today, he was just leaning over the seat and starts threatening me when I sit down. I hope my stepdad's tazer still works. Ironically, as he was saying I shouldn't get on the bus tomorrow, he called me fat. He's bigger than I am.

[SealyStar]

Obesity. Great obesity.

Or putting his feet up and claiming seats for his bag or whatever.

Or Olympic-gymnast-tier "manspreading" (sarcasm, of course).

[Jopax]

Politely warm him that you have a taser that you're not afraid to use if he tries to become violent. And don't forget to wonder loudly to yourself if two would be more appropriate, just in case.

Fucking douchebags thinking they own the bus.

[Sergarr]

Ironically, as he was saying I shouldn't get on the bus tomorrow, he called me fat. He's bigger than I am.

Reminds me of this video.

[Il Palazzo]

As Walt Kowalski once said: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?

Be that somebody.

[Darvi]

I thought that saying only applied to exes.

[hops]

What Darvi meant is that Akura should date that guy first.

[Teneb]

What Darvi meant is that Akura should date that guy first.

Just ask him out. When he inevitably refuses, claim he's your ex. Sure, the relationship only lasted whatever time passed between you asking and him refusing, but it should be good enough.

[Orange Wizard]

I cannot see any problem with this plan.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I can.
Akura has to get to know the guy, maybe buy him some chocolates and a bouquet of flowers.
And, of course, before it can be official, he needs to brought to Bay12, so that we can a) approve of him or b) threaten him appropriately.

[SirQuiamus]

When someone threatens to kill you, the right reaction is to offer them gifts and confess your undying love for them. Thank you for this valuable lesson -- I'll always keep it in mind.

[Graknorke]

When someone threatens to kill you, the right reaction is to offer them gifts and confess your undying love for them. Thank you for this valuable lesson -- I'll always keep it in mind.

Well it can't make it worse. Might even put them off.