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[Frumple]

Someone did.

In a sort of roundabout way, but close enough.

[Tawa]

I've never even seen original-era Star Trek episodes.

All they ever seem to have on TV are Next Generation ones.

[Frumple]

TV

=_=

Internet. Taw. You are on the internet. TV is for old people.

... also you can often get the old-series books for really cheap. For some reason or another they seem to pop up in used book stores and thrift shops and whatnot pretty often. Several of 'em are even fairly alright reads...

[Tawa]

Internet. Taw. You are on the internet. TV is for old people.

To quote.

...Not to mention that my internet is a horrible satellite connection...

I don't have the time to get up at five in the morning when I get free bandwidth to watch old Star Trek episodes.

[Putnam]

The example image for "human" when you google search "human" is this.

It's a picture from a star wars reference book.

[Frumple]

Is fairly human looking. Also comfortably avoids those freaking toes, which is probably a plus.

[Putnam]

Human-looking and holding a blaster.

it's a bit weird

[Graknorke]

Weapons are a pretty human thing to have around.

[Putnam]

More important that it's a fantasy-ass weapon, like if they were holding a wizard staff or something.

[Graknorke]

Thank you based avatar cycling.

[Tawa]

fantasy-ass weapon

Put that hyphen in the wrong spot.

[Eric Blank]

I recall a Chinese movie trailer in which a woman bent over, lifted her skirt, and a retractable machine gun popped out of her ass and turned the bad guy into swiss cheese. That's what a fantasy ass-weapon looks like in my mind.

(memory tells me that I was told it was Chinese, not Japanese, anyway)

[Spehss _]

I recall a Chinese movie trailer in which a woman bent over, lifted her skirt, and a retractable machine gun popped out of her ass and turned the bad guy into swiss cheese. That's what a fantasy ass-weapon looks like in my mind.

(memory tells me that I was told it was Chinese, not Japanese, anyway)

I've seen a gif of that. Definitely belongs in this thread.

[Frumple]

And now I'm reminded of Dead Leaves...

Though I almost want to say the spawn coming out armed and fighting is actually more common than groin dakka, at least for the ladies.

E: Though I do want to state for the record that "Doom Dong the Many Barreled" would be an amazing villian name. Brings fond memories of the second bit of Battle Angel Alita.

[Tawa]

I recall a Chinese movie trailer in which a woman bent over, lifted her skirt, and a retractable machine gun popped out of her ass and turned the bad guy into swiss cheese. That's what a fantasy ass-weapon looks like in my mind.

(memory tells me that I was told it was Chinese, not Japanese, anyway)

...What you say??

Do you guys know where they sell brain bleach?