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[scriver]

That's weird. Oh well. I was going to make an Extreme Premature Ejaculation joke, but the spaghetti led me astray.

[miauw62]

Booty Call of Cthulu is a great pune or play on words, though.

T_T

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Also I wish I could read that greentext. It's blurry as fuck.

[Reelya]

Talking to my parents about Cold War, the Football War and the United Fruit Company. Told them about this video. My dad said that that's just people "rationalizing things away" when in reality "things are crazier than ever".

You just have to look at the global murder rates. They're down almost everywhere except 1-2 smaller countries. Unless you live in a couple of specific countries, I'd be very surprised if you can't pull up a graph for your country that shows a plummet in the murder rate. It's a good barometer for how 'crazy' things are.

Crazier than ever? And you're in Latin America I believe? Where was your dad in the 1970's - 1980's? That was peak crazy in Latin America, you had dictators and death squads all over the continent, rampant genocide and civil wars.

Today, Latin America is basically wall-to-wall democracies who get along pretty good, rather than heavily polarized pro and anti-soviet blocc, and you have UNASUR and other alliances everyone belongs to. They're even talking about regional passports to make the place more like the EU.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Graknorke]

http://imgur.com/t/greentext/VRgWpmO
There's enough spaghetti to cure world hunger.

His arms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti.

[scrdest]

we did fight the Football war

And that's how the Nuclear Football was invented, I presume.

[Bohandas]

Wow, in my state you are half as likely to be murdered now as you would be if you lived in 1990, and almost three times less likely to be assaulted. I love not living in the past!

Yeah! The past sucks!

[Sergarr]

Oh god the snowstorm why are you happening it's the end of fucking March jesus christ

[Comrade P.]

Oh god the snowstorm why are you happening it's the end of fucking March jesus christ

Agreed. Given it was an unusually warm spring weather all along till now. And now it's 30 minutes of snowstorm and two hours of sunshine like nothing happened, repeat, duration - day.

[Playergamer]

I'm going to talk about Iran for a sec, stick with me.

So everyone's terrified of Iran getting a nuke...why? The Cold War proved that balanced nuclear power is very unlikely to lead to nuclear war, and I heavily doubt Iranian leaders would throw away their country just to get back at Israel.

[Tawa]

Wow, in my state you are half as likely to be murdered now as you would be if you lived in 1990, and almost three times less likely to be assaulted. I love not living in the past!

Yeah! The past sucks!

But the past is a foreign country with an outdated military and huge oil reserves.

The implications are obvious.

[Worldmaster27]

Wow, in my state you are half as likely to be murdered now as you would be if you lived in 1990, and almost three times less likely to be assaulted. I love not living in the past!

Yeah! The past sucks!

But the past is a foreign country with an outdated military and huge oil reserves.

The implications are obvious.

https://xkcd.com/1191/

[Tack]

Booty Call of Cthulu is a great pune or play on words, though.

T_T

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It's a quote from a recently dead guy.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

http://imgur.com/t/greentext/VRgWpmO

Once again, 4chan so mild racism and such.

But the spaghetti. There's enough spaghetti to cure world hunger.

oh lawd the cringe is too much for me to handle

I just projectile'd coffee onto my keyboard. For fuck sake

[Transcendant]

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/22/8270411/california-lgbt-executions

That's just ... something I don't even know. I don't think it's a plant or an attempt to draw attention to a cause like a false flag measure either, because he's done similar stuff like this before. The proposed bill makes it illegal to be gay, imposes lengthy prison sentences, exile from California (no really), $1,000,000 fines per occurrence, and that's just for "transmit[ing] sodomite propaganda.... Actually being gay gets you executed, by means of a bullet to the head or other "convenient method." Ordinary citizens would be deputized to execute people they thought were gay via bullet to the head if the state did not prosecute them in 1 year (1 year from what exactly?). He actually paid $200 for this:

http://oag.ca.gov/system/files/initiatives/pdfs/15-0008%20%28Sodomy%29_0.pdf

It's a lot like the Russian anti gay stuff we've seen lately: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/22/opinion/russias-anti-gay-crackdown.html?_r=0

That's just .... I think WTF sums it up nicely.

If it were sarcasm or a joke and he wasn't seriously, then he'd have some chance a la Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal," which more or less said, "eat the irish babies." He wasn't serious, clearly, and he was just getting attention. This dude ... I'm not so sure.