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[Frumple]

N... no, you're just someone that baked a lime pie. Which is okay. No here.

Mind you, if you still call it a key lime pie despite not baking it with key limes, we've got a problem.

[Flying Dice]

That's why I said "bake Key lime pie," rather than "bake a pie". 

[TD1]

Does the lime key open the door to the Mother of Limes?

[pisskop]

OW needs to get his lemony face in here and represent.

[Dutrius]

OW needs to get his lemony face in here and represent.

But he's an orange, not a lemon.

[pisskop]

No, look again.  He clearly was/is a lemon


I saw a seminar leave a room, and the people who had the food left the muffin bottoms.  Could not find the tops :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z9NyQnDdz4

[Wolfkit]

OW needs to get his lemony face in here and represent.

But he's an orange, not a lemon.

Huh. Well, I suppose that can be fixed.

* WolfKit hits OW with a lemonificationizationing ray

[Dutrius]

No, look again.  He clearly was/is a lemon

Hmm... Still looks more like an orange to me.

[Frumple]

Rummaging through my notes file (well, technically Opera's notes dingus) looking for faintly important information, and I find this, from about a year ago:

Contributing to the decay of the understanding of mathematics in my culture

and

I

have

no

regrets.

... pretty sure I know what I was talking about at the moment (wolfram alpha), but...

[Akura]

The drainage for the dishwashing machine at work is starting to clog again. And right after telling my supervisor this, she proceeds to run a load followed by draining it, flooding the room.

The smell when it came up, though... I think I found where Aqizzar's masturbating sea nymph ended up.

...That may have been due to me dumping half a bottle of ammonia down the draing when I first noticed it.

[Wolfkit]

The drainage for the dishwashing machine at work is starting to clog again. And right after telling my supervisor this, she proceeds to run a load followed by draining it, flooding the room.

The smell when it came up, though... I think I found where Aqizzar's masturbating sea nymph ended up.

...That may have been due to me dumping half a bottle of ammonia down the draing when I first noticed it.

So, on a scale of fired to promotion, how did your supervisor react?

[Avis-Mergulus]

The smell when it came up, though... I think I found where Aqizzar's masturbating sea nymph ended up.

...Enlighten me.

[miauw62]

Just watched Kick-ass 2.
All I can say is that you can't put the meaning of being a superhero next to "I'm going to feed him his own dick" and vigilantes killing people.
I don't mind "intelligence-off" movies, but only if they don't pretend being more than that.

[Sinistar]

That's because Kick-Ass films are, by default, anti-comic-book-heroes movies. It's just a movie showing what realistically would happen if someone would try to be like a hero from comics in a real world. He/she would turn vigilante. It's pretty intelligent in a way, trying to fool you with that whole idea you are watching a superhero movie, but when shit gets real (both movies are full of examples, but let's take Kick-Ass 2 - brothel raid), then it's the moment when both the kids on the screen and people behind it realize shit just got real.

The over-the-top ridiculousness actually helps mask that, but if you take a few steps away, it does actually say a few things about vigilantism. It's fun.

But that's just, you know, imho.

If you'd like something a bit darker but in a same vein, I suggest Super. It's like Kick-Ass' brooding, strange uncle.

[SealyStar]

For some reason I am feeling a bizarre longing to visit Kerguelen that is untempered by the reality that it's probably a shitty frozen wasteland, and only strengthened by the fact that not being a French meteorologist means I'll never get to do so.