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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14921877 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71805 on: March 11, 2015, 11:49:47 pm »

I have no idea how someone could grow to be that old without understanding simple anatomy.
Perhaps he never, y'know, got in a relationship?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71806 on: March 11, 2015, 11:51:53 pm »

Not with that attitude he didn't.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71807 on: March 11, 2015, 11:56:32 pm »

Equally WTF and sad news, my great state of Idaho knows nothing about basic anatomy.
"Fascinating."

Rock on, Vito.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71808 on: March 12, 2015, 12:43:30 am »

I just now realize that the title of "A Wrinkle In Time" isn't just a title, it referrs to the tesseract (or folding (wrinkling!) of space-time) that lies at the heart of the book's plot. I don't know how I never spotted that before.

Although the term "tesseract" is, however, misused throughout
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71809 on: March 12, 2015, 12:47:41 am »

I remember that book. Trippy as hell.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71810 on: March 12, 2015, 02:56:14 am »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCollough_effect

Apparently fifteen minutes of staring at one of these can bugger your sight for up to three and a half months.

Huh. That it can.

Wonder how long it'll last after only a minute or so.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71811 on: March 12, 2015, 03:52:00 am »

Youtube is trying to save me, I think. I cannot backspace when commenting without it going back a page.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71812 on: March 12, 2015, 04:20:03 am »

Tsutsimmil, the World Mountain. Oversized elephant with a horned nose, gigantic beehive on its back, and a love of mangoes. Known mythological feats: The entity that throws the earth around the equator (i.e. the cause of the planet's rotation), being goddamn bigger than you. Also bees the larger than a Sudan.

"I've figured it out! They're feeding mangoes into the water!"

"What, mangoes? Ha! Awesome!

Wait. Wait. Fuck. Mangoes. We are so dead." *trumpeting, earth begins shaking*

... that was a neat dream. Kinda' dresden-ish, just... ending with a fuckhuge elephant and an evil plot involving injecting mangoes into a bayou. Don't remember most of the rest of it, but that was a really big pachyderm. Kinda' want to know how unnamed protagonist and similarly unnamed plucky sidekick(s) were going to get out of that one, now.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71813 on: March 12, 2015, 06:11:39 am »

Bigger than Sudan? Those are big bees.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71814 on: March 12, 2015, 06:27:22 am »

Very big, yes. Note they're tiny compared to the elephant-thing.

Though it was mostly a misspelling, of course. One which can stay. Either works.
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« Reply #71815 on: March 12, 2015, 08:01:08 am »

Watching some cross a snow pile in a truck. Kept on trying floor it right over the top, failing, backing up an inch, and trying again. Eventually, he succeeded, nearly snapping his forward suspension in the process. Never once did he think to just back up, and go around.

Equally WTF and sad news, my great state of Idaho knows nothing about basic anatomy.
"Fascinating."

Rock on, Vito.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71816 on: March 12, 2015, 08:03:26 am »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCollough_effect

Apparently fifteen minutes of staring at one of these can bugger your sight for up to three and a half months.

Its been going for half an hour now...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71817 on: March 12, 2015, 08:06:15 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71818 on: March 12, 2015, 08:08:17 am »

I've been seeing yellow and purple. Maybe I haven't done the induction for long enough...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71819 on: March 12, 2015, 08:12:11 am »

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