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[Sergarr]

That and... google remembers what you've searched before and tries to shown you results "relevant" to you based on your previous searches.

I know. This is probably why. I was joking with that last part of my post.

Oh okay.

No I have not seen Akinator.

You should do that, it's an excellent example of neurological networks having a ridiculous ability to fish for any correlations. Not an AI, but still pretty amazing.

[EnigmaticHat]

In Smite, my teammates honestly believed that a 0/5 KD Guan Yu was speedhacking.

Like, I understand you haven't memorized the abilities of every character in the game to know that he has a dash with with a very understated animation.  But you should be able to guess that the dude who is completely failing to accomplish anything is not a hacker.

[Aklyon]

In Smite, my teammates honestly believed that a 0/5 KD Guan Yu was speedhacking.

Like, I understand you haven't memorized the abilities of every character in the game to know that he has a dash with with a very understated animation.  But you should be able to guess that the dude who is completely failing to accomplish anything is not a hacker.

He might be just a very ineffective hacker.

[Flying Dice]

In Smite, my teammates honestly believed that a 0/5 KD Guan Yu was speedhacking.

Like, I understand you haven't memorized the abilities of every character in the game to know that he has a dash with with a very understated animation.  But you should be able to guess that the dude who is completely failing to accomplish anything is not a hacker.

He might be just a very ineffective hacker.

Seriously though. That was always one of the highlights in CounterStrike, listening to the guys who came onto a server with walls and aimbots crying about hackers because they sucked bad enough to get killed anyways.

[Lord Shonus]

So a few carryouts in my area are shut down now because the Jordanian family that owned them was arrested for fencing, smuggling, extortion, racketeering, and check fraud. And by "a few", I mean "nearly all of them," including the iconic "ICE COLD BEER" store that is one of the most well-known businesses in the city. I knew the folks that ran the places were pretty shady (there's a reason nothing in the store has a price tag, so they can tell you different prices based on how inebriated they think you are; and you had to be very, very careful about the change they gave back to you, as it would often contain the expected number of bills, but not the right denominations), so I don't doubt it at all, but this goes far beyond the level of organization I suspected.

[FearfulJesuit]

So a few carryouts in my area are shut down now because the Jordanian family that owned them was arrested for fencing, smuggling, extortion, racketeering, and check fraud. And by "a few", I mean "nearly all of them," including the iconic "ICE COLD BEER" store that is one of the most well-known businesses in the city. I knew the folks that ran the places were pretty shady (there's a reason nothing in the store has a price tag, so they can tell you different prices based on how inebriated they think you are; and you had to be very, very careful about the change they gave back to you, as it would often contain the expected number of bills, but not the right denominations), so I don't doubt it at all, but this goes far beyond the level of organization I suspected.

Where the hell do you live?

[hector13]

So a few carryouts in my area are shut down now because the Jordanian family that owned them was arrested for fencing, smuggling, extortion, racketeering, and check fraud. And by "a few", I mean "nearly all of them," including the iconic "ICE COLD BEER" store that is one of the most well-known businesses in the city. I knew the folks that ran the places were pretty shady (there's a reason nothing in the store has a price tag, so they can tell you different prices based on how inebriated they think you are; and you had to be very, very careful about the change they gave back to you, as it would often contain the expected number of bills, but not the right denominations), so I don't doubt it at all, but this goes far beyond the level of organization I suspected.

Where the hell do you live?

I really want to say somewhere like Swindon; the beating heart of organised crime.

[Bauglir]

So a few carryouts in my area are shut down now because the Jordanian family that owned them was arrested for fencing, smuggling, extortion, racketeering, and check fraud. And by "a few", I mean "nearly all of them," including the iconic "ICE COLD BEER" store that is one of the most well-known businesses in the city. I knew the folks that ran the places were pretty shady (there's a reason nothing in the store has a price tag, so they can tell you different prices based on how inebriated they think you are; and you had to be very, very careful about the change they gave back to you, as it would often contain the expected number of bills, but not the right denominations), so I don't doubt it at all, but this goes far beyond the level of organization I suspected.

Where the hell do you live?

Roanapur, I assume.

[Putnam]

Mysterious line segment of dead pixels on my monitor. Bottom few have no blue, then one with no green, more with no blue, another with no green.

Strangely, I can make out the details of each individual subpixel on these ones. Weird.

[Lord Shonus]

So a few carryouts in my area are shut down now because the Jordanian family that owned them was arrested for fencing, smuggling, extortion, racketeering, and check fraud. And by "a few", I mean "nearly all of them," including the iconic "ICE COLD BEER" store that is one of the most well-known businesses in the city. I knew the folks that ran the places were pretty shady (there's a reason nothing in the store has a price tag, so they can tell you different prices based on how inebriated they think you are; and you had to be very, very careful about the change they gave back to you, as it would often contain the expected number of bills, but not the right denominations), so I don't doubt it at all, but this goes far beyond the level of organization I suspected.

Where the hell do you live?

Toledo, Ohio

[Neonivek]

I keep thinking about how Rare friends are.

I sometimes like to think about what it would be like to relive my life to sort of start at the start with everything I know now.

Yet the one thing that scares me the most about that scenario... Is that many of the people I am closest to I met purely by chance.

They weren't people who were in my way, who were standing right in front of me...

I wouldn't want to miss them.

[hops]

Darn it, Neo, now you made me scared too.

I met one of my best friend by chance as well. I'd probably be dead without him.

[Flying Dice]

So a few carryouts in my area are shut down now because the Jordanian family that owned them was arrested for fencing, smuggling, extortion, racketeering, and check fraud. And by "a few", I mean "nearly all of them," including the iconic "ICE COLD BEER" store that is one of the most well-known businesses in the city. I knew the folks that ran the places were pretty shady (there's a reason nothing in the store has a price tag, so they can tell you different prices based on how inebriated they think you are; and you had to be very, very careful about the change they gave back to you, as it would often contain the expected number of bills, but not the right denominations), so I don't doubt it at all, but this goes far beyond the level of organization I suspected.

Where the hell do you live?

Roanapur, I assume.

Dude, they got shut down. Without a massive gunfight, too. 

[Akura]

For some reason, I'm having trouble remembering how old I am. I mean, I know the exact day, year, and probably hour of my birth, but when I do the math, it comes out... weird. Maybe my subconscious is finding the whole process too depressing. I know my conscious mind is.

[Frumple]

You could always take the easy route and presume you're the flash grown clone that replaced the previous Akura in its sleep. You'd only be a few hours old in that case~