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[smjjames]

Spoiler: Well, I think DF leaked into real life again. (click to show/hide)

Giant Grouper is attacking Shark.
Giant Grouper bites Shark
Shark gives into pain
Shark has been struck down

The file name of this gif is "OrnateUnsungCapybara.gif"

That is WTF #2 for today.

I think that's just how gyfycat assigns URLs to whatever gets uploaded. Kinda funny :v

Whoa, Giant Grouper is GIANT. Then again, not sure how big that shark is.

[hops]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

That's hilarious. I would burst into laughter if someone called me that.

VOTE FOR THE EUPHORIA PARTY!

[Yoink]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

Sounds pretty damn offensive to me. I would stab them in the face. And then tip my hat to their corpse, scratch my neckbeard, and mosey on back to Mom's basement to crack open a new packet of cheetos and watch the latest episode of Poorly Drawn Scantily Clad Kawaii Girls No Jutsu.

[scrdest]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

That's hilarious. I would burst into laughter if someone called me that.

VOTE FOR THE EUPHORIA PARTY!

M'leader.

[GiglameshDespair]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

Seriously, yeah, that's a rather odd thing to call someone.

[Dutchling]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

That's hilarious. I would burst into laughter if someone called me that.

VOTE FOR THE EUPHORIA PARTY!

M'leader.

Meow'lady

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[ggamer]

Seriously, yeah, that's a rather odd thing to call someone.

see, if that guy would get a haircut and a shave, he'd look fine in that hat because it actually fucking fits and doesn't look bad on him. Even so, i'm still against wearing a fedora/trillby/whathaveyou as a casual part of one's outfit, because next to noone can make it look good.

[Bohandas]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

I'd vote for that party.

[MonkeyHead]

Wombats poop is the shape of a cube.

[Frumple]

... so that's where the time cube came from.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

Sounds pretty damn offensive to me. I would stab them in the face. And then tip my hat to their corpse, scratch my neckbeard, and mosey on back to Mom's basement to crack open a new packet of cheetos and watch the latest episode of Poorly Drawn Scantily Clad Kawaii Girls No Jutsu.

opinions, you big meanie >:c

[Truean]

I have never understood why people talk quickly and expect people to understand them on the phone. Please say it once and then over with.

[hops]

I have this idea of a short story where a Yithian telemarketer accidentally phone a person in present day Earth and the two hold a conversation while under te impression that the other just have terrible accents and they pretend to understand them.

[Redzephyr01]

I have this idea of a short story where a Yithian telemarketer accidentally phone a person in present day Earth and the two hold a conversation while under te impression that the other just have terrible accents and they pretend to understand them.

That sounds amazing.

[Lord Shonus]

-snip-

I have this problem a lot. I recently changed phone numbers, so I have many bill collectors, workplaces, and similar that call me from time to time. I also have a few bill collectors that are looking for me that I actually want to get in contact with, because the only reason I didn't pay those bills in the first place was being out of a job for four months. Unfortunately, all bill collectors leave the same "This is a message for WAH WAH WAAH. If you are not WAH WAH WAAH, please hang up now. By staying on the line, you confirm that you are WAH WAH WAAH, so call WAH WAH WAAH to contact us."

Still better than that goddamn cruise ship ad call that starts with a goddamn foghorn at a million decibels when you answer the fucking phone.