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[ChairmanPoo]

http://watson-um-demo.mybluemix.net/  So this exists


Supposedly it makes a personality analysis based on your typing.

However, I threw in several writing examples by yours truly, and the results varied wildly. Barring a few which were pretty constant.

So enjoy, but take the results with a pinch of salt.

[Itnetlolor]

Spoiler: Well, I think DF leaked into real life again. (click to show/hide)

Giant Grouper is attacking Shark.
Giant Grouper bites Shark
Shark gives into pain
Shark has been struck down

[timferius]

I was fiddling with my download settings the other day, because I wanted it to download a game while I was playing another game. Found out it had me set up downloading from Vancouver... wrong side of the country... explains why my DL speeds sucked.

[Zangi]

So yea, stopped at a stoplight next to another car with a person and their little curly haired dog thing and we looked at each other.  Not sure why, I don't often bother to look at others, maybe cause I saw em looking at me first as I rolled up. While we were still waiting, I took a bite out of my breakfast and the dog was right up against the window, it wants my food.  The dog owner was pretty amused by that and so was I.

[Akura]

So I have some Pancake mix

And for the longest time I thought my dad just made REALLY lousy Pancakes (and heck, maybe he still does)

But my Sister found out that if you just add a little extra water... the pancakes that were once hard, huge, and unwieldy... Suddenly were thin, soft, and fluffy.

Seriously what is with those instructions?

Odd, my pancakes turn out fairly thick, but fluffy. But I probably don't cook them all they. Even so, I love how it absorbs syrup. That's why I make them like that.

[i2amroy]

So I have some Pancake mix

And for the longest time I thought my dad just made REALLY lousy Pancakes (and heck, maybe he still does)

But my Sister found out that if you just add a little extra water... the pancakes that were once hard, huge, and unwieldy... Suddenly were thin, soft, and fluffy.

Seriously what is with those instructions?

Altitude maybe? A lot of things like that have a pretty fine balance needed to get them just right, and altitude can wreck havoc in that balance pretty quickly.

[Yoink]

So yea, stopped at a stoplight next to another car with a person and their little curly haired dog thing and we looked at each other.  Not sure why, I don't often bother to look at others, maybe cause I saw em looking at me first as I rolled up. While we were still waiting, I took a bite out of my breakfast and the dog was right up against the window, it wants my food.  The dog owner was pretty amused by that and so was I.

D'aw. 


Anyway, my WTF: my browser just called me bro. What The Fuck. I don't think it was being ironic, either.
I might have to go back to IE at this rate.

[Frumple]

... if your browser is talking to you, you might be better served by a psychologist rather than an application switch.

[Aklyon]

What the heck are you using for a browser that it can talk? (or has a toolbar with audio)

[Eric Blank]

Spoiler: Well, I think DF leaked into real life again. (click to show/hide)

Giant Grouper is attacking Shark.
Giant Grouper bites Shark
Shark gives into pain
Shark has been struck down

The file name of this gif is "OrnateUnsungCapybara.gif"

That is WTF #2 for today.

[Sirus]

Spoiler: Well, I think DF leaked into real life again. (click to show/hide)

Giant Grouper is attacking Shark.
Giant Grouper bites Shark
Shark gives into pain
Shark has been struck down

The file name of this gif is "OrnateUnsungCapybara.gif"

That is WTF #2 for today.

I think that's just how gyfycat assigns URLs to whatever gets uploaded. Kinda funny :v

[Loud Whispers]

... if your browser is talking to you, you might be better served by a psychologist rather than an application switch.

No see a psychiatrist, they're the better qualified older brother of the psychologist. Alternatively see Tech support, they will determine whether the voices in your head can be improved with alternative broadband.

[Redzephyr01]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

[Yoink]

I'm perfectly sane!
Opera even said so!

[cerapa]

Someone unironically called me a "neckbeard fedoratarian" today. Seriously. That might be the stupidest insult I have ever heard.

That's hilarious. I would burst into laughter if someone called me that.