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[Frumple]

Aaannnnddd... not quite tired enough to make that into a terrible joke about holy mattresses. But it's close. I'm going to sleep before I start quipping about sacred prostitution.

E: Though there is enough exhaustion in here to want to mumble something vaguely derogatory and innuendo laden about it only taking xant 15 seconds. So there we go.

[Tack]

15 seconds to do his full complement of pushups?
Dang.

*broflexfistbump*

[Xantalos]

Considering I can generally do around 70 without stopping, that'd be 4.6 push-ups a second.
Damn, I must be jacked or whatever they call it.

*broflexfistbump*

[hops]

Imagining swole Xantaclaus is mildly amusing.

[nomoetoe]

Considering I can generally do around 70 without stopping, that'd be 4.6 push-ups a second.
Damn, I must be jacked or whatever they call it.

*broflexfistbump*

I can usually do 1 push up.

*flex?*

[Xantalos]

Still a push up.

[Tack]

I'm onto Three Whole Pull-Ups now.
Gosh darn I swole.

[Xantalos]

incredibrah

[Freak]

Ran into this thing today while I was out.

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I thought it was just a standard creepy clown thing right up until I noticed this.

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I'm just wondering why the hell somebody thought it was a good idea to get this thing drunk and hand it a chainsaw.

And for some extra wtf factor, this thing is sitting in a kids party room.

[Neonivek]

Ahh the Avenger's cartoon continues its love of "Poor conclusions to epic storylines"

Had a good twist, too bad that I am sure the twist will also be resolved in a lack luster way

Basically they

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Stopped Thanos who had the reality glove, that is able to alter reality... with a robot who could absorb infinite power.

GOODNESS the sheer number of ways Thanos could have got out of that situation... such as creating a giant rock and smashing the robot... Teleporting away... Going back in time to before the robot was made and destroy it...

[Darvi]

There should totally be a rule in DND where you have to sing or play, out loud, to the group every time you did something that required playing music.

I forget, is there some sort of bardic ability that increases movement speed?

Because if so I want to play the Benny Hill theme on a kazoo and do that all night long while running away from all encounters.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

All DND groups would have these piles of instruments and the deal that you could activate any music based skill as long as you play it in real life.
What music would help with speech rolls?

[Tack]

Kids drunk party crown is very creepy and certainly WTF. Gold star.

There should totally be a rule in DND where you have to sing or play, out loud, to the group every time you did something that required playing music.

I forget, is there some sort of bardic ability that increases movement speed?
Because if so I want to play the Benny Hill theme on a kazoo and do that all night long while running away from all encounters.

Not "Robin ran away away, bravely ran Sir Robin?"

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I can see that, everyone going 'Alright, we have to run.'
Then you stand up, clear your throat, and start singing it at the top of your voice.

[Tack]

Ahahah, you mean Skip?